Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Silverdream » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:07 pm

He's saying that he doesn't have to worry about PMS because there are birth controls that reduce the symptoms.

dapper men don't have to worry about pregnancy though, only disease.
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Apollyon » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:19 am

Natalya wrote:
I seriously have no idea what you are trying to say.


I was a drunk when i posted.
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby stubby » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:20 am

Natalya wrote:
Apollyon wrote:Ah, the blissful heterosexual relief on the day menstruation arrives!

I seriously have no idea what you are trying to say.

Lol

As a frequent heterosexual, allow me to explain. It's the relief of finding out you dodged the pregnancy bullet for another month.
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:10 am

After having the plumbing disconnected, I normally call that week "blowjob week" :troll:
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:59 pm

Why don't y'all just use condamns or make sure she's on the pill?
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:07 pm

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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby Apollyon » Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:06 pm

Natalya wrote:Why don't y'all just use condamns or make sure she's on the pill?


We do but they are not 100% (well they are so far but you never know...) and not every women wants to take hormones.

Should this be moved into the "beer forum"?
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Re: Girlfriends parents don't want her to come to my house

Postby stubby » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:19 pm

Apollyon wrote:Should this be moved into the "beer forum"?

The Beer forum is for people who don't have to worry about the problems of living with parents. DENIED
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