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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:53 am

No monocles.

Too many banana hammocks.

And not enough tiffin'

Poor show old bean.

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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby dilanski » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:14 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:No monocles.

Too many banana hammocks.

And not enough tiffin'

Poor show old bean.

Fwuah.


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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Colette » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:17 am

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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Zupponn » Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:26 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:No monocles.

Too many banana hammocks.

And not enough tiffin'

Poor show old bean.

Fwuah.

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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:27 pm

HAND BANANA NO!
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Natalya » Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:22 pm

I thought of it once.

But then I didn't.  Because lesbian pornos are all bullshit and men are gross.
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Silverdream » Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:44 pm

Natalya wrote:I thought of it once.

But then I didn't.  Because lesbian pornos are all bullshit and men are gross.


I think you have to be a man to be in dapper pr0n.
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby stubby » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:56 pm

Natalya wrote:I thought of it once.

But then I didn't.  Because lesbian pornos are all bullshit and men are gross.

The real money is in acting as your own independent producer. And besides getting the money, the secondary benefit is that you can make whatever bullshit or non-bullshit you want.

I wonder if somebody's made a kickstarter for pr0n projects yet.

Lickstarter?
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Silverdream » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:43 pm

Also, lets not forget all the sites you can earn money on by masturbating on camera.
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:16 am

stubby wrote:I wonder if somebody's made a kickstarter for pr0n projects yet.

Lickstarter?


Or Dickstarter maybe?
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Silent-sigfig » Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:18 am

Sell plasma, if only to get buy.

Apply to retail

Sell weed.

Unless you're ugly or creepy you could volunteer pretty much anywhere. Maybe at a food bank?
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Nimja » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:42 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:
stubby wrote:I wonder if somebody's made a kickstarter for pr0n projects yet.

Lickstarter?


Or Dickstarter maybe?

Sounds like good wordfilter material.
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