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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Battlegrinder » Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:22 am

Itxi wrote:When I was unemployed for two years I took up volunteering. They're much more open to new people and it makes it a hell of a lot easier to get a job since it gives you something to talk about on CVs and in interviews.


Volunteering might not work out for me right this moment. I've done shifts at habit for humanity a few times, but they don't usually take volunteers these days, they're mostly taking on people doing court mandated community service.
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby stubby » Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:37 pm

Look into temp and job placement agencies if there are any in your area.
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Natalya » Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:52 pm

Become a pr0n star.  Make sure to always demand cash only and always use a fake name never your real name.  Never give them your SSN.  Otherwise you will never get hired again.
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Brikguy0410 » Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:55 pm

You talk about it like you have gone thought it yourself  :son:
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Silverdream » Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:26 pm

Natalya wrote:Become a pr0n star.  Make sure to always demand cash only and always use a fake name never your real name.  Never give them your SSN.  Otherwise you will never get hired again.


Reminder: dapper pr0n pays better. Men get shafted in pay when it comes to hetero-porn.
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Zupponn » Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:24 pm

Silverdream wrote:
Natalya wrote:Become a pr0n star.  Make sure to always demand cash only and always use a fake name never your real name.  Never give them your SSN.  Otherwise you will never get hired again.


Reminder: dapper pr0n pays better. Men get shafted in pay when it comes to hetero-porn.

And they just get shafted when it comes to dapper pr0n.
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby stubby » Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:15 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:You talk about it like you have gone thought it yourself  :son:

Let's be honest, who hasn't thought about this?
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Brikguy0410 » Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:32 pm

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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Zupponn » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:08 am

Don't worry.  You will.
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Nimja » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:23 am

Brikguy0410 wrote:Me

I doubt you of all people hasn't.
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Battlegrinder » Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:05 pm

Silverdream wrote:
Reminder: dapper pr0n pays better. Men get shafted in pay when it comes to hetero-porn.


When you say "dapper p0rn", am I the only one who thinks of a monocle and top hat wearing British guy going at it? "I say, this is proving a most enjoyable experience, wouldn't you say so, madam?"
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Brikguy0410 » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:04 pm

HE MEANS MEN FUCKING
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:28 am

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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:42 am

I say, rather. Afternoon tiffin' gentlemen?
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Re: Job hunting advice

Postby dilanski » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:50 am

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So you're saying this is what fabulous men pr0n is like? Actually makes more sense than straight stuff.
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