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Disposing of highly important documents

Postby samuelzz10 » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:14 pm

my dad is paying me $10 to shred about 1000-1500 sheets of paper, but the machine keeps overheating after about 10 minutes of shredding paper, so I need to find a different way to destroy all of this paper. I was going to burn all of it, but it turns out burning anything in my county is illegal because of drought season. Any ideas?
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Re: Disposing of highly important documents

Postby Maverick » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:15 pm

Dissolve it in water. Or acid. Ah, got it. Dissolve it in beer.
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Re: Disposing of highly important documents

Postby Silverdream » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:32 pm

I would have said burning it, but if you don't care about your pipes you can flush it.
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Re: Disposing of highly important documents

Postby Kommander Ken » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:39 pm

Eat it. I heard paper sandwiches are pretty good with plenty of mustard.
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Re: Disposing of highly important documents

Postby Tzan » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:40 pm

I was playing Assassin's Creed last year and it taught me alot of things.
If you have something important:
6. put it in a wooden box
7. bury it
8. make a map of where you buried it.
9. put the map on a human corpse at the beach.

Just do 10 minutes of shredding per day.
If your dad has a problem with that then tell him to get a better shredder.
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Re: Disposing of highly important documents

Postby loafofcheese » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:55 pm

Dissolve them in nitric acid, and you'll be left with 1500 sheets of nitrocellulose, an explosive.
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Re: Disposing of highly important documents

Postby Whiteagle » Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:53 am

Shread paper for five minutes, paper mache with the shreadings for five minutes, repeat until all the paper is shreaded or you've created a paper mache replica of yourself.
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Re: Disposing of highly important documents

Postby Natalya » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:29 am

Plastic bin full of water and vinegar should ruin them.
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Re: Disposing of highly important documents

Postby Colette » Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:50 pm

loafofcheese wrote:Dissolve them in nitric acid, and you'll be left with 1500 sheets of nitrocellulose, an explosive.

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Re: Disposing of highly important documents

Postby Nimja » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:50 am

Do the whole operation in a fridge. You'll be able to do 15 mins of shredding.
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Re: Disposing of highly important documents

Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:53 am

Silverdream wrote:I would have said burning it, but if you don't care about your pipes you can flush it.


Better yet- just fucking take a sledgehammer to your plumbing why don't you
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