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Why are c@s liquid?

Postby Duerer » Fri Aug 26, 2016 4:06 am

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Judging from these pics, I'm fully convinced that feline creatures are in fact liquid. But can this board's fact experts explain to me why?
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Re: Why are c@s liquid?

Postby TastySkippy123 » Fri Aug 26, 2016 4:24 am

C@s are very compact animals, hence them fitting in glasses. The other option is, they are photo shopped.
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Re: Why are c@s liquid?

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:09 am

Why does tastyskippy take everything seriously? I am led to believe that homeschooling causes autism.
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Re: Why are c@s liquid?

Postby Insert_blank » Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:20 am

As a teacher with a degree in Education I can confirm that this is true. Basically children who are homeschooled are unable to develop naturally compared to other children their ages and as a result ae more suceptible to catcing autism.
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Re: Why are c@s liquid?

Postby mgb519 » Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:27 am

Duerer, actual answer: because cats are made of oil, which is why they hate water so much.
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Re: Why are c@s liquid?

Postby Duerer » Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:34 am

TastySkippy123 wrote:The other option is, they are photo shopped.

Hopefully not. What if I want to pickle them to preserve them for the future?

mgb519 wrote:Duerer, actual answer: because cats are made of oil, which is why they hate water so much.

But it still means that I can pickle them without any problems, rite?
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Re: Why are c@s liquid?

Postby Silverdream » Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:37 pm

cults hate cucumbers. I would keep them away from pickles.
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Re: Why are c@s liquid?

Postby tahthing » Sun Aug 28, 2016 5:00 pm

cults are not a liquid, they just act similar to a liquid.
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Re: Why are c@s liquid?

Postby Sixfeed » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:08 pm

cults are whatever the hell they want to be, If they want to be a liquid, then they are a liquid, problem solved

(Also, since cults are scared of cucumbers, pickles (Or anything pickled really) also scare them, thus, It would be a very bad idea to pickle a cult, since a cult scared of itself will try to attack itself, which would probably result in a rip in the fabric of space-time, so yah, bad idea.)
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