How do you summon Brikthulu?

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Postby james+burgundy » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:12 pm

IVhorseman wrote:There are many ways to summon Brickthulhu. All of them horrible.
harrible as in bloody gory if so its not horrible its fun this is Brck wars after all :D
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Postby Atomsk » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:04 pm

You guys really need to read some H.P. Lovecraft, that is really not how it works.
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Postby Keldoclock » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:08 pm

Yes, but it is not really about how it works, so much as that it does, and that you have the chance to pw3n everything. In fact, one should use the Brikthulu piece as a projectile against the enemy players, once their plastic armies have been defeated.


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Postby OneEye589 » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:08 pm

Atomsk wrote:You guys really need to read some H.P. Lovecraft, that is really not how it works.


Well, Earthly beings can not comprehend how it works, so we're doing it in the only way we can.
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Postby Bennanteno » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:56 am

I'd rather summon Shub-Legorath, or maybe Block-Sothoth.
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Postby 501stCadians » Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:20 am

james+burgundy wrote:
IVhorseman wrote:There are many ways to summon Brickthulhu. All of them horrible.
Horrible? As in bloody and gory? If that is true it's not horrible! It's fun! This is Brikwars after all! :D

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Postby Atomsk » Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:11 pm

Bennanteno wrote:I'd rather summon Shub-Legorath, or maybe Block-Sothoth.


Lol, clever.
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Postby birdman » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:09 pm

What about nyarlegotep? or Brikstur?
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Postby RJ » Tue May 12, 2009 12:13 pm

in my opinion to summon brikthulu u must have a brikthulu cultist to do the ritual, 1 sacrifice from every faction (in order to have a mixed blood supply), then you would need to roll a dice to see if it works (no bonus dice)

if you roll a
1=brikthulu comes and destroyes the very fabric of reality

2-5=nothing happens-waste of blood

6=brikthulu's essence enters the cultists body and give the cultist unlimited everything - attack, use, armor, etc oh and he also get underworld powers
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Postby Rayhawk » Wed May 13, 2009 1:01 am

To really get a better idea of how this works, Lovecraft isn't the guy to turn to - you need to read The Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson.
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Postby Bennanteno » Wed May 13, 2009 1:13 am

I would say since Brikthulhu is trapped in the sunken city of Legorlyeh, he can't really be summoned. A minifig would have to physically find the city and open the doors to let him out. And even then, a steamboat to the face would knock him out temporarily.
What about nyarlegotep? or Brikstur?

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Postby birdman » Wed May 13, 2009 1:42 pm

I still don't get why he got whacked by that steamboat. I thought he was a freakin' elder god that could reform his matter at will.
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Postby randomno12 » Wed May 13, 2009 2:35 pm

by using gods in brikwars, the games normally get very shitty. Why do you want to use immortal gods and demons? the only reason that is good for using them is to prematurely end game
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Postby Natalya » Wed May 13, 2009 3:05 pm

Summoning Brickthulu For Dimmies -- A Guide for the Rest of Us

1: Build an Illuminati Pyramid
2: Surround it with Dungan Jaw-Jaws
3: Arm them with sausages
4: Put a dimmy on top of the pyramid
5: Have him commit Seppukku while the Jaw-Jaws attack his body in a vile and reproachable manner
6: Draw a pentagram with his blood
7: Electrocute the Dungans and set everything on fire
8: ??????
9: Brickthulu will materialize from the void and destroy everything.
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Postby Rayhawk » Fri May 15, 2009 11:45 pm

It's all about immanentizing the eschaton.
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