Trattorian Stats+Cards

[Natalya]

tzan pls

[stubby]

Ok so I made a simple mistake.
Now you make fun of me.
You want I should go to the hospital and commit suicide?

At first I thought this was a post making fun of Silverdream.
But then I couldn't figure out why you would have to go to the hospital before committing suicide. Most people wait until afterwards.
Now I have no idea what's going on.

[Tzan]

Ok ok, I was making a reference to that nurse in England who made a simple telephone mistake and killed herself.

Too soon?

Too obscure?

Too cruel?

[Silverdream]

I thought he meant euthanasia. You know, because he's old.

[Keldoclock]

As long as we are all explaining the joke, my post was an answer to the tone of Silverdream's post. I figured the lampshade hung on the guys head would make it clear.

Besides, we all know Tzan is immortal.

[Tzan]

All the color parts of The Wizard of Oz are a dream.

[IX_Legion]

Philosopher's ability:

Profound Questions (+?CP):
A philosopher may use his action to pose a deep philosophical question to all minifigs within 5". The philosopher rolls 1d6:
6: The question is so profound that every affected minifig's head explodes.
2-5: All affected minifigs spend their turn discussing the question, at the end of which they resume their maniacal killing a little more enlightened.
1: The affected minifigs are not amused, and all immediately attack the philosopher with extreme prejudice.

Alternately, the player can get all of his opponents embroiled in an actual philosophical debate, then take advantage of their distraction to skip their turns.

[samuelzz10]

Try using photoshop to create the statcards. It can give much better results.
http://www.lady-natalya.info/downloads/ ... s-crop.psd
This is the .psd of one of my stat cards. You can easily fill in the text fields and replace the picture with your own information and stuff.
http://www.lady-natalya.info/downloads/ ... _color.psd
This one is the original .psd by Rayhawk, but it has some missing fonts and isn't formatted quite as nicely.

Wow, the PSD format works wonders! Now my cards look great! Thanks! (I have Photoshop because this is a used mac)

[Tzan]

Philosopher's ability:

Profound Questions (+?CP):
A philosopher may use his action to pose a deep philosophical question to all minifigs within 5". The philosopher rolls 1d6:
6: The question is so profound that every affected minifig's head explodes.
2-5: All affected minifigs spend their turn discussing the question, at the end of which they resume their maniacal killing a little more enlightened.
1: The affected minifigs are not amused, and all immediately attack the philosopher with extreme prejudice.

Looks good.

[Natalya]

Try using photoshop to create the statcards. It can give much better results.
http://www.lady-natalya.info/downloads/ ... s-crop.psd
This is the .psd of one of my stat cards. You can easily fill in the text fields and replace the picture with your own information and stuff.
http://www.lady-natalya.info/downloads/ ... _color.psd
This one is the original .psd by Rayhawk, but it has some missing fonts and isn't formatted quite as nicely.

Wow, the PSD format works wonders! Now my cards look great! Thanks! (I have Photoshop because this is a used mac)

Can you post some of your new ones?

[samuelzz10]

Try using photoshop to create the statcards. It can give much better results.
http://www.lady-natalya.info/downloads/ ... s-crop.psd
This is the .psd of one of my stat cards. You can easily fill in the text fields and replace the picture with your own information and stuff.
http://www.lady-natalya.info/downloads/ ... _color.psd
This one is the original .psd by Rayhawk, but it has some missing fonts and isn't formatted quite as nicely.

Wow, the PSD format works wonders! Now my cards look great! Thanks! (I have Photoshop because this is a used mac)

Can you post some of your new ones?

yeah. I'll put them in my homebrew thread soon. one question, how do you change the picture?

[Tzan]

I'm imagining Ron Burgundy holding a Polaroid picture in his hand, watching it develop, and saying:

" One question, how do you change the picture? "

[samuelzz10]

Ok, but tomorrow I'm going to put all my cards on mocpages. They won't have cropped images, but never the less they'll be there. Btw, what about the other "random" cards Benny made, like the
Pirate?

[samuelzz10]

Ok, but tomorrow I'm going to put all my cards on mocpages. They won't have cropped images, but never the less they'll be there. Btw, what about the other "random" cards Benny made, like the
Pirate?

And also the tf2 cards that one guy made? I'll post a link soon.
EDIT: http://bleu-ninja.deviantart.com/art/BrikWars-Card-TF2-Engineer-147669073