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GOD

PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:25 pm
by dilanski
GOD is an all powerful dude who basically pwn's everything to hell, he is allowed to do everything he want's aslong as it doesn't upset the balance of the game, GOD's come in many forms. he is invincible but only comes into play if someone needs punishing, if something needs doing or sorting out he'll have 'Asexual' to have a son then let him sort it out.[/quote]

PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:13 pm
by lrdofbricks
i believe this was already a thread that got moved to the random stuff section, locked, then deleted.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:38 pm
by Warhead
I make a counter proposal.

God is a useless fat wank, an obsolete functionary jobsworth that wouldn't get off his fat fanny to do anything but keep the universe ticking over. And I'm going to kick his sandal wearing toga clad floor flushing existential essence all the way to Hades when I get there, and he fuckin' knows it.  :twisted:

PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:54 pm
by dilanski
Warhead wrote:I make a counter proposal.

God is a useless fat wank, an obsolete functionary jobsworth that wouldn't get off his fat fanny to do anything but keep the universe ticking over. And I'm going to kick his sandal wearing toga clad floor flushing existential essence all the way to Hades when I get there, and he fuckin' knows it.  :twisted:


warhead, it had to be you that wrote an awesome essay on god.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:55 pm
by The Shadowscythe
Google is god - I thought we all knew this answer by now?

PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:58 pm
by birdman
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:05 pm
by Ross_Varn
Didn't we already do this? Let's not go here again.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:36 pm
by Ranger S2H
I think warhead just explained his way to get immortality

PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:03 pm
by tahthing
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This thread was a butt hurt central, i think any thread with a title containing the word "god" should be deleted on sight, like the word buttplugs their should be a thread buttplug that deletes these and seens a message to the poster saying "please do not post this thread again".

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:03 am
by Arkbrik
:rule7:

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:18 pm
by Magic Soap
What is this G-D you speak of?



Substory: For some odd reason in Religious Studies at school, I was "elected" Class Jesus. ???

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:47 pm
by muffinman42
Magic Soap wrote:Class Jesus. ???

HAHAHAHA.
We have a "jesus" but thats his name (really!).

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:43 pm
by Magic Soap
No really, my teacher thinks Angels and Demons is Blasphemy, and then he gave us homework to write a speech on why we think we should be "Class Jesus". ???

We also have "Class Pope".  :wtc: that emoticon is strangely appropriate.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:06 pm
by Warhead
See the world before you die, be a Pope.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:46 pm
by Magic Soap
I'm also a Pope, POEE says so.

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