here are some more fantasy races.
no flesh +1: skeletons get +1 armor against ranged attacks and are not damaged by fire attacks.
elven grace +1: parry for elves is 1d6+2.
bow proficiency +1: +1 damage with a bow.
dwarven resilence +2: can not be damaged by fire attacks, a dwarf can never be pushed, and dwarves take half damage from rams.
I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next"