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Funny Units

Postby Cpt. Zipps » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:03 pm

Here is a forum to list your funny units in your armies and if you want, any funny backstories to them. My two funniest things are my rocket-powered ice cream van of rolling DOOM and my armored laser vehicle with a "ramming dimmie" on the front.
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Postby Shaeph » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:26 pm

You have made me realize that my army is incredibly boring (and kick-ass).
and I can't help but look at my army and say
Spend each day as if it were your last.
"Weekends don't count unless you do something completely pointless." - Calvin
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Postby IVhorseman » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:12 pm

to be fair, i have a backpack that has doctor-octopus like arms on it, but way longer and only two of them. they also work as (sortof) legs, and let the minifig stand about 2" off the ground.
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Postby Jaye Tea » Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:31 pm

Ever tried to get some good use of those lego skateboards...Well I use em for rocket propelled skateboard homing missiles.
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Postby Rody » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:10 pm

I've got a dragon with a flame-thrower in its hands.
not much more than that.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby Thyclaine » Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:35 pm

I built a chicken once.

I've only used him in one battle. He killed himself when he bodyslammed an enemy.

I might rebuild him and use him later.
Time travel's been getting me down.
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Postby gaunt » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:16 am

Hmm lesse.... A shoop cannon.  You guys see the lazor collection?
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:45 am

I use my skate board on the underside of a shark and I use him as the deadly land shark!
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:49 am

I had a guy with a smoking and a top had and a acid flame thrower :]
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Postby __Nero__ » Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:02 pm

I made a Brikthulhu for my army once...
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Postby ColourSchemer » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:35 pm

I fielded the Duck of Doom once (a Munchkin card-game reference)
If touched or attacked, there is a d100 chart to see what awful things happen (from the Munchkin Monster Manual) 100 was a rend in spacetime.

"never pick up a duck in a dungeon!"

I also once had a T-Rex rider. But the rider died early on in the game, and the T-Rex became an independent unit, not under control of any army general. Instead, it sought out the smell of blood, and attacked any moving object in line of sight. An entire squad of archers were wiped out before they could take it down.
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Postby Theblackdog » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:29 am ... ited-1.jpg

I used to have a Battle Zamboni.  Unfortunately, it has since been disassembled.  It was armed with a minigun on the front, two MKII rocket launchers on the side facing forward, and a flamethrower on the back.
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Postby Tiny Tank Rannon » Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:44 am

Spider-man, with an army of stormtroopers. Teeny weeny tanks, so small, adorable and Y-OUCH! the little prick shot me! And, my super awesome foxy boxy mech, with bunny ears...
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Postby ahp77 » Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:03 pm

I think I'm going to put GOD stats on my dwarf.
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Postby spikerboy95 » Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:23 pm

i have used Dale and Earl
Dale is police officer who doesn't know what is legal or not
Earl is and exploding midget with a nightstick
they were going to be used in a battle but i blew the truck up that they were traveling in
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