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Story Tyme with Your FavoriteKhat

Postby StalinsFavoriteKhat » Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:22 pm

If you want to read a bedtime story, go to walmart or something and buy a kids book.

I enjoy making stuff up, and I can easily get bored, so im going to put all my "stories" and "songs" and other stuff that has no purpose anywhere else here. I also take story suggestions.

I think outloud too, so that goes here too.
If the Soviets can't build10,000 ofthat in a day, it's waaaay to complicated.
At least pretend you care. Thats what I do :warhead:

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Some stuff you should look at
Come chat and stuff --> http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=16603

My glorious faction -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16599[/size]

And then some other factions -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16638

Backstoryes,Chats,Stories,and other stuff -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=16712

Brief semi-accurate history and Shiv politiks main thread -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=16623

Text wall city of STFU history -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=16688
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Re: Story Tyme with Your FavoriteKhat

Postby Tzan » Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:29 am

You can tell the story about how Hamahaki got unbanned from the Discord server.

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=15283&start=330
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Re: Story Tyme with Your FavoriteKhat

Postby StalinsFavoriteKhat » Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:43 pm

THE MYSTERY OF THE GHOST BAN

Once apon an August on the Brikwars Officaler Chat,  Hamahaki asks "why did I get banned from the discord", so a helpful Duerer comes along and tells him that he is NOT on the ban list, and he can rejoin. A some bit later and Hamahaki wakes up to find he can't get on the discord server. Thats not horrible, as there was a conversation about fondling bags or something(moist). Butt the Hamahaki makes a point to ask for acceptance to discord! It goes more-or-less ignored. At some point, Natalya tries to unban Hamahaki, but cany find him in the ban list. Hamahaki reveled that he has a secret identity on discord "fyrefox may be a man". He said not to ask why but someone probably will anyway. Kastrenzo points out this isn't the first time for this, and Hamahaki can just join another discord, which Hamahaki had never heard of. Kasrrenzo refuses to talk mor about it, but an Arkbrik points out that there a manymanymanymanymanymanymany more other Brikwars discords out there. Another thing that caught my attention was the mention of "commiespam". What?

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This was 10minutes of hard work, and I used this link http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=15283&start=330 to make this :)
Last edited by StalinsFavoriteKhat on Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
If the Soviets can't build10,000 ofthat in a day, it's waaaay to complicated.
At least pretend you care. Thats what I do :warhead:

Spoiler: show
Some stuff you should look at
Come chat and stuff --> http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=16603

My glorious faction -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16599[/size]

And then some other factions -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16638

Backstoryes,Chats,Stories,and other stuff -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=16712

Brief semi-accurate history and Shiv politiks main thread -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=16623

Text wall city of STFU history -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=16688
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Re: Story Tyme with Your FavoriteKhat

Postby Tzan » Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:51 pm

Oooh  Aaah with footnotes too!
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Re: Story Tyme with Your FavoriteKhat

Postby StalinsFavoriteKhat » Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:59 pm

I love tanks and ww2 tanks. That's what this is about.

One day, on the Russian Steppe, Mother Russia, USSE, Eur-Asia, West/East hemisphere of Earth, Earth, space, an majestic KV-2, a young male, was sitting by a rock. Technically, it was Mother Russias rock, but now it was his rock. "This rock", he thought, "Will keep my fat head hidden from this sneaky panzer III's." Within the hour, one such PzIII came along, and KV-2 felt an itch under his barrel(not that one), he tried to hold it in, but as the PzIII drew closer, he saw this funny little skirt on the tank. He let a great AAAAAACCCCCHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!! and the PzIII shat it self and exploded. Ammo-racked biatch. The KV-2 thought "I like this rock, it will keep me hidden and I will find mate to make little KV-1s with." The KV heard a noise behind him! He tried to turn around and felt a sneeze again. . . Splut. Surprise biatch. "Ha, you thought, you slow soviet tin can.", said the Tiger tank.
Part 2 will come soon.
If the Soviets can't build10,000 ofthat in a day, it's waaaay to complicated.
At least pretend you care. Thats what I do :warhead:

Spoiler: show
Some stuff you should look at
Come chat and stuff --> http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=16603

My glorious faction -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16599[/size]

And then some other factions -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16638

Backstoryes,Chats,Stories,and other stuff -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=16712

Brief semi-accurate history and Shiv politiks main thread -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=16623

Text wall city of STFU history -->http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=16688
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Re: Story Tyme with Your FavoriteKhat

Postby Hamahaki » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:07 am

Tzan wrote:You can tell the story about how Hamahaki got unbanned from the Discord server.

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=15283&start=330

That sounds like a good story
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