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Death Race 2013

Postby Natalya » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:35 pm

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Death Race 3 - 2013 Edition

For 2013 we will use the 2012 rules.



Bragallot wrote:Rules:

6) Pick TWENTY celebrities who you think are going to kick the bucket in 2012.

7) The only restrictions are that they have to be real people, 18+, and can’t be on death row / scheduled for execution.

8 ) The score you get for a death depends on the celebrity’s AGE as follows:

18-29 years: 12 points
30-49 years: 10 points
50-59 years: 9 points
60-69 years: 8 points
70-79 years: 7 points
80-89 years: 6 points
90-99 years: 5 points
100-109 years: 4 points
110+ years: 3 points

9) BONUS points are awarded as follows:

Unique pick: +3 if you were the only competitor to pick that person.
Unlucky 13: +2 for a celeb who dies on the 13th of any month.
Unnatural causes: +3 for murder, suicide or accident (but not State executions).
Party pooper: +5 for a celeb who dies on their birthday or Yule Day (date of death is that of the region where they died).
Joker: Nominate one of your celebs as joker - if your joker dies you get double points for that person.

10) They must be famous enough to get a major news website obituary or to have a wikipedia entry that isn’t a stub

11) In the event of a tie, the following criteria is used in this order:

a) The most correctly-chosen deceased celebs.
b) The youngest average age of hits.
c) The first to score points that year.

12) The deadline is 28th Jan (but we won’t be too strict with that)

13 ) Remember to check that your entrants aren’t already dead

14) Committing murder is cheating

15) If you vote for yourself then suicide also counts as cheating



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2012: 1st RoC77, 2nd Natalya, 3rd Tzan
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby IVhorseman » Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:09 pm

1. George Bush Sr.
2. Nelson Mandella
3. Hosni Mubarik
4. Fidel Castro
5. Mikhael Klashnikov
6. Harper Lee
7. Bob Dole
8. Henry Kissinger
9. Stephen Hawking
10. Snookie
11. Slash
12. Skrillex
13. Situation, The
14. Hugh Hefner (Joker)
15. Stan Lee
16. Obama
17. Hilary Clinton
18. Gene Wilder
19. Will Smith
20. Tom Cruise
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Ham701 » Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:47 pm

1.Mikhail Gorbachev
2. Bashar Al-Assad(JOKER)
3.Akihito
4. George H.W. Bush
5. Jimmy Carter
6. Chuck Berry
7. Nelson Mandela
8. Fidel Castro
9. Elizabeth II
10. Ali Khamenei
11.Mickey Rooney
12. Helen Thomas
13.Yoko Ono
14.Benedict XVI
15. Frank Lautenberg
16. Juan Carlos I
17. Abdullah
18. Michael Caine
19. Jiroemon Kimura
20. Snoop Dog
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Silverdream » Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:51 pm

1. Zbigniew Brzezinski (joker)
2. Alan Moore
3. Robert Mugabe
4. George R.R. Martin
5. Cormac McCarthy
6. Christopher Lee
7. Raul Castro
8. Ramon Castro
9. Tzan
10. Conrad Bain
11. Joel Thomas Zimmerman (deadmau5)
12. Stan Lee
13. Justin Bieber
14. Joe Biden
15. Boris Yeltsin
16. Fidel Castro
17. Jerry Lewis
18. Dick Van princess
19. Stephen King
20. Queen Elizabeth II
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Arkbrik » Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:15 pm

1. Barack Obama
2. Julian Assange
3. Bradley Manning
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Lana Del Rey
6. Fidel Castro (JOKER)
7. Richard Dawkins
8. Terry Pratchett
9. Christopher Lee
10. Ian McKellen
11. Jiroemon Kimura
12. Vladimir Putin
13. Bashar al-Assad
14. Mohamed Morsi
15. Hosni Mubarak
16. Paul McCartney
17. Malala Yousafzai
18. Hillary Clinton
19. Nelson Mandela
20. Aung San Suu Kyi

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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Nitewatchman » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:08 pm

1: Betty White
2: Charley Sheen
3: Lindsey Lohan
4: George HW Bush(Sr.)
5: Hillary Clinton
6: Mike Tyson
7: Billy Graham
8: Zsa Zsa Gabor
9: Hugh Hefner
10: Curt Schilling
11: Drew Carey
12: Queen Elizabeth II
13: Bill Cosby
14: Ryan Stiles
15: Gary Busey
16: Amanda Bynes
17: Kanye West(Joker)
18: Colin Mochrie
19: Clint Eastwood
20: Forrest Whittaker

I feel horrible playing this game.
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Silverdream » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:16 pm

Nitewatchman wrote:I feel horrible playing this game.


Me too. I would never want the Queen to die. I did pick several immortal people like Christopher Lee and Castro though.
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Nitewatchman » Wed Jan 02, 2013 10:19 pm

Silverdream wrote:
Nitewatchman wrote:I feel horrible playing this game.


Me too. I would never want the Queen to die. I did pick several immortal people like Christopher Lee and Castro though.


I had Connery next to Clint Eastwood,but that just seemed incredibly unlikely, so I took Connery off. He is the Highlander!
Or he was.
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Kalvinator » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:02 pm

I'm questioning if I should partake in this... it seems pretty bad.
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Tzan » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:37 pm

10: Curt Schilling

Are you expecting him to commit suicide over the failure of his game company?
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Kalvinator » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:39 pm

Eh, fuck it.

1. Bill Cosby
2. Stan Lee
3. Kim Jong Un-Joker
4. Al Pacino
5. Bill Murry
6. Ian McKellan
7. Sean Connery
8. Anthony Hopkins
9. Paris Hilton
10. Jeff Bridges
11. John McCain
12. Steven Tyler
13. Bruce Boxleitner
14. Jimmy Carter
15. Betty White
16. Mickey Rooney
17. Christopher Lee
18. Ruby Dee
19. Dick Van princess
20. Hugh Hefner
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Nitewatchman » Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:58 pm

Tzan wrote:10: Curt Schilling

Are you expecting him to commit suicide over the failure of his game company?


Oddly enough, that is my exact logic. Or he'll decline physically from the stress. The dood auctioned off all his baseball stuff because he wanted his company to succeed so bad. :( I feel sorry for him, but in his position, I just might kick it.
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Zupponn » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:07 am

Natalya wrote:DISCLAIMER: This is the most perverted and wrong thread on this forum.

I doubt it.
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Apollyon » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:47 pm

1. Helmut Schmidt
2. Helmut Kohl
3. Peter Scholl-Latour
4. Bashar Al-Assad
5. Hugo Chávez (Joker)
6. Lemmy Kilmister
7. Björk
8. Jamiroquai
9. Paul Daugherty
10. Lindsay Lohan
11. Christopher Lee
12. George Bush Sr
13. Hillary Clinton
14. Terry Pratchett
15. Valéry Giscard d'Estaing
16. Henry Kissinger
17. Niklas Kvarforth
18. Fernando Alonso
19. Usain Bolt
20. Banksy
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Re: Death Race 2013

Postby Natalya » Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:55 pm

1. Old George Bush
2. President Obama
3. King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia
4. Bashar al-Assad
5. Hosni Mubarak
6. Ariel Sharon
7. Ayman al-Zawahiri (Joker)
8. Ken Hechler
9. Don Edwards
10. Jiroemon Kimura
(+3 Points)
11. Tom Skerritt
12. John Glenn
13. Harry Byrd Jr.
(+5 Points) (Unique Pick +3 Points)
14. Walter Mondale
15. Betty White
16. OJ Da Juiceman
17. Waka Flocka Flame
18. Larry Hoover
19. Gucci Mane
20. Natalya -- If I die I want it to be known to all that I won this thread. Motherfucker.


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