Last post for Tonight, a story, of why America will never be defeated by the Middle East:
THE EXPLOSIVE SCOOTER
This is a second hand narrative, via me, from my time in Alaska.
When my dad was still in the Air Force, and we were posted in Alaska, my dad was best friends with a man named Brian. Brian lived in a off base apartment in a small city called North Pole, a little ways away from the Base. One night, my parents let my little siblings and I stay with him for a night. And to pass the time as we watched some cheap cartoons, he regaled us with a tale of one his deployments to Iraq.
In his tale, he was guarding a tower at one of the major forts over there, to make sure it was exploding or something. But, to pass time, he started staring out into the desert around the base. And spotted a rather odd cloud of dust and smoke. He peered deeper into the cloud and realized it was headed by a man on a electric scooter.
But this not just any powered scooter, you see.
It had a mortar launcher built into the back of it. Thus, he had to turn around to put another mortar in the launcher and attack the base. The insurgent on the scooter turned around, yet gain, but for the very last time. As he turned around, he lost control of the scooter. In the ensuing chaos, he lost control of the scooter, and hit a rock just as he placed the mortar in the back, and exploded as he smashed into the ground, and died instantly in the ensuing explosion.
You must use only medieval pieces.
The Lego briks must have been manufactured between the 5th to the 15th century.