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The Exploding Scooter

Postby Vami IV » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:43 pm

Last post for Tonight, a story, of why America will never be defeated by the Middle East:

THE EXPLOSIVE SCOOTER

This is a second hand narrative, via me, from my time in Alaska.

When my dad was still in the Air Force, and we were posted in Alaska, my dad was best friends with a man named Brian. Brian lived in a off base apartment in a small city called North Pole, a little ways away from the Base. One night, my parents let my little siblings and I stay with him for a night. And to pass the time as we watched some cheap cartoons, he regaled us with a tale of one his deployments to Iraq.

In his tale, he was guarding a tower at one of the major forts over there, to make sure it was exploding or something. But, to pass time, he started staring out into the desert around the base. And spotted a rather odd cloud of dust and smoke. He peered deeper into the cloud and realized it was headed by a man on a electric scooter.

But this not just any powered scooter, you see.

It had a mortar launcher built into the back of it. Thus, he had to turn around to put another mortar in the launcher and attack the base. The insurgent on the scooter turned around, yet gain, but for the very last time. As he turned around, he lost control of the scooter. In the ensuing chaos, he lost control of the scooter, and hit a rock just as he placed the mortar in the back, and exploded as he smashed into the ground, and died instantly in the ensuing explosion.
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Re: The Exploding Scooter

Postby Maverick » Sat Feb 22, 2014 3:31 am

Whaaat
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Re: The Exploding Scooter

Postby Zupponn » Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:06 am

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Re: The Exploding Scooter

Postby Natalya » Sat Feb 22, 2014 11:38 am

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Re: The Exploding Scooter

Postby Vami IV » Sat Feb 22, 2014 7:03 pm

Natalya wrote:Wat

When I first heard this story, I was laughing my ass off.

At any rate, this is a true story.
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Re: The Exploding Scooter

Postby Kalvinator » Sun Feb 23, 2014 11:46 pm

Vami IV wrote:
Natalya wrote:Wat

When I first heard this story, I was laughing my ass off.

At any rate, this is a true story.


Sounds like he rolled a crit fail on his use roll.


Also Natalya I like the new avatar.
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Re: The Exploding Scooter

Postby Nimja » Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:17 pm

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Re: The Exploding Scooter

Postby Alex » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:56 pm

There was a story I read in the news once about a woman in Chechnya, one of the so called "black widows," whose husband was an insurgent who had gotten killed. She was trying to make an IED that was set off by a cellphone. While she was constructing the bomb, she received a mass text saying "happy new year!" which set of the IED prematurely.
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Re: The Exploding Scooter

Postby Battlegrinder » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:29 pm

Alex wrote:There was a story I read in the news once about a woman in Chechnya, one of the so called "black widows," whose husband was an insurgent who had gotten killed. She was trying to make an IED that was set off by a cellphone. While she was constructing the bomb, she received a mass text saying "happy new year!" which set of the IED prematurely.


I heard about that to. I think it was in a Cracked article. Apparently there's no minimum IQ required to be a terrorist.
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Re: The Exploding Scooter

Postby Vami IV » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:19 pm

Battlegrinder wrote:
Alex wrote:There was a story I read in the news once about a woman in Chechnya, one of the so called "black widows," whose husband was an insurgent who had gotten killed. She was trying to make an IED that was set off by a cellphone. While she was constructing the bomb, she received a mass text saying "happy new year!" which set of the IED prematurely.


I heard about that to. I think it was in a Cracked article. Apparently there's no minimum IQ required to be a terrorist.

Even funnier than the premature dentonation, female Terrorist. At least repeal Sharia law first, damnit.
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Re: The Exploding Scooter

Postby Itxi » Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:51 am

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Re: The Exploding Scooter

Postby Vami IV » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:48 pm

Being the middle east, probably. Maybe even a moped.
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