Now y'see - I got caught like a dog on a bone. When you first showed up basically as an overwatch clone I thought it was funny, then you annoyed me - then as time moved on I thought the chances of you being another pedonuker where slim to none - and that we had finally caught ourselves a dumbass troll.
Using the tactics perfected in trying to find out if pedonuker was in fact a 12 year old prodigy with (at the time) severe social issues or - was in fact some fat slob troll in a mothers basement somewhere in his mid-to-late 30'S . . . I set to work on your I.P
So I pretty much know where you live, not much of a threat - nor particularly useful, but anyone with an ounce of netiquette could do the same to me in turn. Next I moved onto your Gmail - which is rather odd, and kinda smells like troll a little bit, but turned up few results.
I have however, had a little bit of luck linking both your Gmail and your minecraft username to an instagram account under the same name - sharing your same first name. Oh my fucking god, how I was horrified to find out you where genuinely 12 years old. I mean seriously - Jesus H. tittyfucking Christ. American pre-teens are like some kind of cthulu-esque horror from beyond. What the hell is wrong with you people? Who the hell let you on the internet?
I'm not going to post the evidence, not unless you push me to it - because that ain't fucking fair, but do not test the man who had to demask pedonuker - especially when I managed to pull his entire existence apart to the point where I could pick up my mobile phone at 2 am in the morning from brikwars chat and give his father a nice little phone call about his behaviour - If I can pull that much on someone several times smarter than you, then you should seriously learn to behave your bloody self.
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I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.