Google home page candy collection game exposes racism

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Google home page candy collection game exposes racism

Post by Tzan » Sat Oct 31, 2015 10:00 pm

Go play it.
https://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en
Then I'll explain.

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Re: Google home page candy collection game exposes racism

Post by RedRover » Sat Oct 31, 2015 10:09 pm

I played it, blue team for the win

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Re: Google home page candy collection game exposes racism

Post by collsipp » Sun Nov 01, 2015 12:15 am

I swear those hit boxes are the size of trucks.
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Re: Google home page candy collection game exposes racism

Post by Tzan » Sun Nov 01, 2015 11:37 am

Yeah, they are way too big.

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Re: Google home page candy collection game exposes racism

Post by Tzan » Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:00 pm

https://www.google.com/doodles/hallowee ... y-cup-2015

So after reviewing the results:

The highest totals are really based on which character people prefer.

Yellow won because she is a white blonde girl with a cute cult.
Red is second, mostly because she is not as undesirable as the remaining two.
Green is next because she is fat.
Blue is last because she is black.

So this is just a reflection of world society perception of grils.
Google thanks you for exposing your own personal racist body shaming.

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Re: Google home page candy collection game exposes racism

Post by RedRover » Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:26 pm

I'm a justice warrior because I chose blue

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Re: Google home page candy collection game exposes racism

Post by Tzan » Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:45 pm

Hooray, good for you!

or maybe you just like blue?

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Re: Google home page candy collection game exposes racism

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Sun Nov 01, 2015 4:35 pm

team yellow yeah

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Re: Google home page candy collection game exposes racism

Post by Insert_blank » Mon Nov 02, 2015 4:55 am

Yo guys clearly never played a Cotton game before. Big hit boxes are the norm for Shinji shmups.

Also Green is clearly best girl.
Just Monika

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