Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby TheVengefulOne » Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:57 pm

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby stubby » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:43 am

Hey! Only Tarren is allowed to post dick pics. Regardless of how warranted they may be.

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Captain-Camper » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:03 pm

Isn't NSFW supposed to be under spoliers?
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Kommander Ken » Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:37 pm

Zupps is actually a synonym for NSFW.  :wink:
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby stubby » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:30 pm

Captain-Camper wrote:Isn't NSFW supposed to be under spoliers?

My bad! I'll try again

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Captain-Camper » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:11 pm

Much better! We can't have this being shown to the little children! The 80s might infect them.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Tzan » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:12 pm

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Zupponn » Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:08 am

stubby wrote:Hey! Only Tarren is allowed to post dick pics. Regardless of how warranted they may be.

Does it help that I live only a couple of hours from him?
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby motorhead fan » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:52 am

I have been on this forum for about 3-4 years now, and I can honestly say that I was never as disgusted as I was when I saw zuppon's post.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Vami IV » Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:12 pm

motorhead fan wrote:I have been on this forum for about 3-4 years now, and I can honestly say that I was never as disgusted as I was when I saw zuppon's post.

This is why your gun can't stay up
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby stubby » Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:29 pm

motorhead fan wrote:I have been on this forum for about 3-4 years now, and I can honestly say that I was never as disgusted as I was when I saw zuppon's post.

I've been on the internet for over twenty years now, and I can honestly say I've never understood why some people are disgusted by basic human anatomy. I mean, I get that you are, but I've never understood what the reasoning is.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby RedRover » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:23 pm

I've been on the internet for about 20 min now, and I am hungry. When's dinner?
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Zupponn » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:33 pm

motorhead fan wrote:I have been on this forum for about 3-4 years now, and I can honestly say that I was never as disgusted as I was when I saw zuppon's post.

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:43 pm

Someone gave him money, He gave you Product.

Hwat part of this did you not understand?
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I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Kommander Ken » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:25 pm

Somebody didn't know what kind of products he was getting.  :warhead:
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