Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Kastrenzo » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:10 pm

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that would have broken the space time continuum if it went on for too long
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby BriksKrieg » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:53 pm

Incident Report:
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XO: First Lejk, Omar La'agny
Filed: Disruption, Accident-Military, Inconvenience

First team of Tithe fighters have completed training. 2/3 of the original squad was terminated due to stability deficiencies.

Experimental jump equipment supplied to 0001 team, 41st "Clueless Demons" Armored Para Regiment.
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No sign of trauma, fatigue. Fit for combat.
Deployment assignment: 41st "Clueless Demons" Armored Para Regiment; Northern Barrens; Central Old Hard Point 3896; Plain 42.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby BriksKrieg » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:26 pm

Chonnor Mikel, Prezidante of the Shivarian Territorial Fedaral Union, recorded this message today, before being escorted to a secure location.
Chonnor Mikel wrote:Greetings, esteemed members of the AN council. I believe this is the very first tyme I have addressed the council, since joining all those. . . all those rotations, months ago. I would like much rather like to be giving this message in person, and on a brighter note, but circumstances do not allow that to take place. I come before you today, with a request for help. I do not enjoy seeming weak in the eyes of greater nations, but the sad fact is, the Union needs help. War with the UPLU has drained the men of their moral, and many are surrendering or deserting during battle. I have heard, what at first were rumors, later confirmed, that a number of military units are attempting to start a Revolution among the people, and a mutiny among the Armata, our army. I am requesting military aid to stablize the battle front, and to assist in the event a revolution occurs. I have complete support of the StormTroopers, but they are few compared to the size of the general army, no matter how well they fight. My security wants me to wrap this up, so I will again repeat my plea; We need help, militarily, finacialy, morally. We are on the outer edges of this Brikverse, as best we can judge, and it would raise moral and faith greatly if my people knew that other powers, no matter the distance, cared about this troubled part of the Brikverse. Forgive me if I seem. . . occupied, or distracted. I am under much stress, and we are being bombed as I record this. I hope to again address this council once I have arrived at a secure location.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby BriksKrieg » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:38 pm

A transmission from the surface

Hello, fair members of the AN. My name and location are not important at this tyme, only my request. I am asking for backing, to support the instalment of either a new Shivarian Government, or a new Shivarian State. The STFU is failing, and cannot HOPE it's way out of the massive hole it dug for itself. The UPLU will soon route their armies, and then they will be no more, which why I am asking for support of this movment. We call ourselves, the Wymeir Republik. We are a new Shivarian Republik, and we have the backing of the majority of the Terrotorial Forces. We have the resolve and the reasources the STFU doesn't, and UPLU can't get. By supporting us, you will make a great ally in the Brikverse, and save many lives. Anything the STFU says, take with a grain of salt. Or two. And the UPLU, they're just a bunch of idiots, which goes to show how the STFU is a failure. Support the cause. Vive Aroc Wymeir!!
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby BriksKrieg » Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:41 am

With the 2nd Planetary drawing to a close, with Peach forces and their allies being destroyed at every turn, the Collective Shivar Kouncil had a meeting late last night, and released this statement to the public: "Congrats Spce Nazis, you've won the lottery of fun."
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Imic » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:08 pm

I have a question regarding this map. Well, a few questions, actually.
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What is the YS area in the bottom right end of the map, just about in the middle of nowhere,
What is the MJ area south of the USA,
What is the NP area south east of Brittania,
What is Venice like as a nation from a miliatary perspective and a political perspective
And that's about it. Just some small, innocent questions. No evil schemes or suspicious motives.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Colette » Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:50 am

Oh that map is an outdated WIP that Kastrenzo posted a while back. Here's the current non-WIP version:

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Here's the abbreviation list:
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ATF - Athertha Federation
AUC - Anti Uasciri Coalition
BAV - Bavaria
BG - Boganium
BRKT - Briktopia
CSL - Canadia star legion *space canada*
DE - Germany
ELD - Eldorria
ESF - Eagle strike force
FELC - Federation of Extraterrestrial Conquest
H - Hesse
HALK - Halkron
IQD - Inquistadores
IW - Iceworld
Lietu - Greater Empire of Lietuva
Mag - Republik of Magyar
MAJ - Majoria
MAOX - Mercenary army of extermination
MASS - Misanthropic Army of Super-Soldiers
Mjol - Mjolnir Coalition
MN - Conté de Monet
NO - Novium
NP - Neo Prussia
PHK - Phaleks
PRA - Praetoria
PLE - Planetary Levtican Empire
Qirim - Qirim Khanate
RAR - RARE
SPA - Secondary phalek empire
Srbija - Autonomous Republik of Transsrbija
TKU - Technokratic Union
TLA - Three Letter Acronym
TSOC - Synthetic Organic Coalition
TTSJ - time travelling superjews
UKL - United Klingdom
UPA - United Peach Army
USA - Union Systems Alliance
VR - Vergilius Raskolnikov
YS - Empire of the yellow sun
ZMC - Zuponn Mining corp


Regarding your questions:
1. Yellow Sun Empire (ally of extra-galactic M-Throne Empire)
2. Apparently "Majoria"? They don't seem to actually exist according to a quick forum and google search, I don't know why Kast made that mistake.
3. Neo-Prussia (member of Third Alliance, currently overrun with peach zombies)
4. Venice is a military superpower and the home of the galaxy-spanning Space Mafia. They are a member of the Third Alliance. The government is overrun with organized crime and constantly engaging rebels within its borders.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Imic » Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:28 am

Thanks.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby BriksKrieg » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:40 am

Is this open to anyone to edit, or do only some people have access? I want to add my STFU on there, where would i go? I have a mac too, if that changes anything.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Hamahaki » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:57 am

i Would like to know that as well
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby motorhead fan » Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:10 pm

I would also like to know, I want to make my territory about 77 times larger.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby AnnoyedZebra » Sat Feb 24, 2018 1:13 pm

oh ll my old factions should be the arse end of the USSSR
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Colette » Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:18 pm

It's open to edit if you have a copy of GIMP or photoshop ready to go. I actually created the original version, which Kastrenzo then hijacked because I was too lazy to update it. Although the "official" one that everyone uses in soaps and puts on the wiki and stuff is updated every few years and adds a dozen or more new factions in a batch, since adding one at a time is a lot of overhead and can mess up space left for future countries if not careful.

EDIT: makes me wonder whether it's possible to make one that can people can collaborate on live using Google Sketch or something...hmmm
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Scribonius » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:21 pm

Colette wrote:2. Apparently "Majoria"? They don't seem to actually exist according to a quick forum and google search, I don't know why Kast made that mistake.


Huh. Would Majoria be up for grabs?  :warhead:

If nobody is using that particular swatch of territory, I would like to plant a flag there and claim it for a future Brikwars faction that I'm slowly working on... Any objections to my claiming of this territory must be submitted in writing in this thread before, say, mid-March? If no such objections are voiced, then I shall take control of the territory known currently as Majoria.

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby motorhead fan » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:34 am

OBJECTION! I want all territory!
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