Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby BriksKrieg » Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:01 am

Colette wrote:Why is the STFU so huge? On your map it's bigger than most of the major countries with huge armies. Like I won't force you to change it but it's kind of bad etiquette.

Is it though? :warhead:
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Upon further investigation, the second map I posted, the STFU is way bigger than the first map. Not intentional, it happens.
As far as I can tell, you won't die from it.
Was it bigger than intended? Yes
Will I still edit it? Yeah, sure, when I find time
Does everybody want me to change it? Just a question. Im going to, just gonna see how many people i can get into this. :warhead:

Could there be a standardized map? Like, one single big ol' WIP map that everybody could work on?
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Duerer » Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:24 am

I just took the liberty to update the map for 2018:
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Arkbrik » Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:31 am

Geography is a lie

Wake up sheeple
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby BriksKrieg » Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:14 am

Woah!! I can read the name too!!
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby stubby » Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:19 pm

Colette wrote:Why is the STFU so huge? On your map it's bigger than most of the major countries with huge armies. Like I won't force you to change it but it's kind of bad etiquette.

Because it's in the sparse outlands with no one to oppose it. You can hold a lot of territory with a small military out there. Not like the dense and resource-rich core systems.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby BriksKrieg » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:02 pm

News Announcer: Who you see here, is Otto Slovinik. The former Vice Presidante of the Shivarian Territorial Federal Union, and now The Presidante, following the assassination of Chonnor Mikel. He is just wrapping up his speech to the people, and is now about to start his address to the AN. Lets see what he has to say...
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Otto: ". . .resulting in the formation, of a grand nation!!" . . .(people cheer) . . . "Now, concerning the rest of this Brikverse. . . As all of you may know, many nations, hate peaches, hate communism. We have both, and we have existed with such, for a very, very long time. I know most of you saw, the message the NCG sent, 'Congratulating" me on my, 'Victory'. First, let me point out I am in this postion because of an unfortunate turn of events, at the hands of yellow extremists. I understand that some of you nations, don't not like the fact I am communist. Ignore that data, saying 90-something percent of the STFU is communist, that is a lie. Its more of an even 50-50, if I were to guess. I guess, since I decided to wing this part of my speech, I will say this: Any attempt to invade, sanction, or otherwise hamper the STFU, will (gladly  :D ) be met with force. Obviously, we are not strong enough to invade you, but we can easily defend ANY attack thrown at us. The Union will be preserved.

News Announcer: "Well, now all we got to do is wait and see what the other members of the An will do. Will they ignore us? Who knows. We'll find out soon, I guess."

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Kastrenzo » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:35 pm

Bakhacha Station Press Release wrote:*We regret to inform the Allied Nations that a in R.2017, our very own Zirconian Istitute of Technology, (ZIT) had been contracted by the AN to create a galaxy map of Nehellenium. And the Institute made a cartographic error that has had serious reprecussions

The Cartographer had mistakenly recorded the nation of "Majeria" as "Majoria" and placed it slightly west of where it should have been,  Majeria was left off the map, and Majoria did not really exist.   But this did not stop a debate at the AN which to our understanding has led to an armed conflict in the Northern Spirals.

The ZIT has since been removed from the Galaxy Map Project,  and our GKB Military Intelligence Service has submitted a revised version of the map.*  to prevent further tampering and mistakes, all official maps submitted to the AN Council will be accompanied by GKB Watermark seen below
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Omega Prime » Sat Mar 10, 2018 9:38 pm

*insert political statement here*
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby motorhead fan » Sun Mar 11, 2018 10:51 am

*Insert angry counter-political statement here*
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby sahasrahla » Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:25 pm

*insert war here*
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Kastrenzo » Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:34 pm

all the low effort shitposts
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby AnnoyedZebra » Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:37 pm

*insert high effort shitpost here*
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Dienekes22 » Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:53 pm

All of us should team is against Majeria for this outrage
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby Tzan » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:02 am

* insert incredibly witty comment, that most plebs don't appreciate tbh *
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly (BW Politics Thread)

Postby ninja_bait » Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:14 am

Well my take is *insert pundit's unqualified but widely-publicized opinion here*
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