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Your Mom

Post by Warhead » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:13 pm

Post pics of your moms please.


What could be more magical, really?.. :warhead:
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Re: Your Mom

Post by stubby » Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:47 am

I'll start!

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Here's my mom in her natural habitat

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Here she is teaching Butthurt how to drive a tractor
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Re: Your Mom

Post by RedRover » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:00 am

Is that dog taking a shit in the background of the second photo?

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Re: Your Mom

Post by stubby » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:38 am

Nope, he was half German Shepherd and had inherited hip dysplasia.
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Re: Your Mom

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:44 am

is this the tractor pr0n thread?

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Re: Your Mom

Post by Tzan » Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:26 pm

She is 44 years old in this pic from 1983-ish.
Black and white film. No digital cameras back then.

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My father's father.
67 years old.
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I took the pictures for a college art project.

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Re: Your Mom

Post by Warhead » Mon Sep 05, 2016 6:35 am

Very much appreciated. The wife is getting more PC savvy since candycrush and so she is wise to all regular, less subtle ways of looking up mom pron.

Also...

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Re: Your Mom

Post by Tzan » Mon Sep 05, 2016 10:42 am

Well shopped sir.

He was dead like a year later.
I thought this was a cool picture of him.
He had no idea I was coming over so he hadn't shaved.

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Re: Your Mom

Post by dilanski » Mon Sep 05, 2016 11:10 pm

Warhead turns up for the first time in 11 months, and immediately starts posting about mom's. More things change, the more they stay the same.
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Re: Your Mom

Post by Vami IV » Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:20 pm

dilanski wrote:Warhead turns up for the first time in 11 months, and immediately starts posting about mom's. More things change, the more they stay the same.
Dilanski for "forum old man"

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Re: Your Mom

Post by Tzan » Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:32 pm

Vami IV wrote:Dilanski for "forum old man"
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Re: Your Mom

Post by Warhead » Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:18 am

...I can't help feeling we should be getting off his lawn or something. I still recall how manly The big-D's dad is, between us, I think he's secretly Manly Santa, just don't tell anyone though.
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Re: Your Mom

Post by dilanski » Wed Sep 07, 2016 12:01 pm

Warhead wrote:...I can't help feeling we should be getting off his lawn or something. I still recall how manly The big-D's dad is, between us, I think he's secretly Manly Santa, just don't tell anyone though.
I'm pretty sure that 7 years is past the threshold at which it is acceptable to feel nostalgic for something. Anyway, the manly dad ain't too good at the moment. He had a stroke a few days back. Still could kick my ass though even in this state, so I guess he's either an Immortal himself, or is one lucky git.
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Re: Your Mom

Post by Vami IV » Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:32 pm

Sorry about your pop. Is Princess still alive?

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Re: Your Mom

Post by dilanski » Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:48 pm

Vami IV wrote:Sorry about your pop. Is Princess still alive?
Nothing to be sorry about. The only downside as far as he is concerned is that Siri no longer recognises his voice. Anyway, princess is long gone, but she had a good run. Certainly a lot longer than if my dad hadn't of rescued her from those degenerate cult-killing gypsies. Mojo is still kicking, and we have pugs now. The one on the left is the mother of the one on the right, so I guess that is keeping it on topic.

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