Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:35 pm

Just realised I didn't post this on this thread.
Hello there.
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AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?

Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.


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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:01 am

Hey, can someone tell me what's been going on while I've been away? As in, how's the war coming on? :rule7:
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?

Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.


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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby motorhead fan » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:49 pm

Random stuff, basically, I think the war is on hold while 99% of the players have strange conversations in this thread.
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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby Arkbrik » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:52 pm

Wars that start in the General Discussion forum, stay in the General Discussion forum
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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Thu Sep 07, 2017 7:50 am

Doesn't look like much has been going on, so I shall try and change that...  :twisted:
Mainly by updating my armoury.
Remember how I said I don't really have any  SHIPS??
Well guess what.
Now I do.
Only one, but it's a goodun.
PICS COMING SOON!
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?

Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.


Have a look at my current forum battle!
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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:19 pm

Well, this war didn't last long. With almost everyone from the kult dead, I guess I'm on my own... :fu:
Doesn't mean Alkeria are giving up. Just means we have to expand even more. And I have one other thing to say....

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Hiremas Alkerith: This is Hiremas Alkerith, reporting on all channels. Recently, one of our outposts suffered a disaster. Our help, when it finally arrived found nothing but a couple of survivors clinging to their dead friend's c̷̢̧̛̖̖̼̼͔͉̞͜͜o̶̧̨̝̻̮̝̺̬͍̭͙̿̽̚̚ͅr̴̛͚͓̜̂̏͛͛̍͛̐͒̍́̚̚̚ṗ̷̞̪̺̩̩̲͕̟̇̿̋̃̂̊̀̿̐̅̕͝s̶̡̢̲̱̞͙͉͖͔̰̞̊͛̆͆̀̊̐̑̏̚ͅę̷̛̯̺̠̑̀͒̀̽̄s̵͉͈̫̩͍̭̞̟̭̦̯̞͎͐̒̉̽̈́̏̌̈̌̚, floating in an ocean that was once their home. Our records found they had sent out a distress beacon to the other members of the kult, but were met with dead silence. They later tried to contact us, but their comm <corrupted> was destroyed, and so their transmissions never reached us. I was appalled. APALLED, by the lack of care shown by my fellow allies. It was only when <corrupted> they had not reported for a few days that we sent out a rescue party and saved the survivors. They are now in intensive care, and may <corrupted> suffered life c̶̯̫̫͍͔̊̄͘h̷̡̢̙͇̪̫̲̀̎͗͗̈́̌̀̍̕͜͝á̸̧͍̱̳̮̞͔͍͎͆̄̎̓̽͜͝͠ͅń̵̢̝̦̤̥͓̺̗̈́́̎g̴̡̥̟̙̗̩̭͇̲͍̞̫̖̈́̇̇̉̂̅͗̎̀̈́̚̚i̵̢̝̳̤͒̓̆͋̈́n̴̢̤͖̻͗̅͝ģ̶͍̪̠͈̥̍͋̊̍͒͝ injuries."

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Hiremas Alkerith: -death I have experienced these... outbursts. However, what I said is true. We see them as wrong, and we must destroy them, in order to protect our people and other people whom they have harmed. We are willing to form an alliance with any other factions who believe in similar ideals, and in the meantime will continue to expand out to new frontiers, building our army in the process. This-
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Well... that was long.
And weird. :wtc:
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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby Omega Prime » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:29 pm

Well, I tried a Forum Battle in the summer, but it didn't work out, and lately I've had school, shit, friends, and other things(Like EVE Online - that game)... so yea.

Also, we did offer you help in times of need a while back. Wow, ungrateful jerks.
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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:24 am

lol, Sounds good. But can you be traced on that?
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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:11 am

Hmmm... sounds interesting.
We have a new facility in development and my allies and I have decided to purchase this network service for all of our communications in the Magikallenic cloud. However, if you try to find out the location of our homeworld, all your workers will be declared KOS. We thank you for offering us your services, and accept them with gratitude. May even the lowliest rats in your homes sleep well this night.  :wtc:
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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby Kastrenzo » Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:46 pm

Is this the edgy noob pact?
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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby Hamahaki » Wed Oct 25, 2017 8:27 am

Yep
I think it is like a war that is trying to happen but not really
Modern militaries should use armored trains
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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby motorhead fan » Wed Oct 25, 2017 2:00 pm

Kastrenzo wrote:Is this the edgy noob pact?


This is like EPéEN 2.0, I wonder if anything will happen this time round?
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Re: Kult of the Darkness (alliance)

Postby Omega Prime » Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:27 pm

Kastrenzo wrote:Is this the Edgy N00b Squad?

  :ftfy: lol
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