The Giant Robot Fight

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The Giant Robot Fight

Post by dilanski » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:06 pm

https://go.twitch.tv/megabotsinc

2 Hours to go.

I know Scythe is psyched for this, and so am I.

I really want Japan to win, but I'd say the smart money is on the USA's bot. It's just 100% American Iron mixed with some overbuilt construction machinery, you could drop that thing off a building, there just isn't anything to break. Technical issues notwithstanding, the US will take the day.

Should this come to pass, will Japan lose all its mecha credibility? Will hordes of robotech weeaboos come into the light of Battletech and Mechwarrior?
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Re: The Giant Robot Fight

Post by Omega Prime » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:24 pm

It's a puny bb Gatling gun and a water cannon versus a chainsaw and a heavy paint ball cannon mixed with American Freedom™, so I think the odds are leveled in the favor of the Americans weapons wise.
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Re: The Giant Robot Fight

Post by dilanski » Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:35 pm

Omega Prime wrote:It's a puny bb Gatling gun and a water cannon versus a chainsaw and a heavy paint ball cannon mixed with American Freedom™, so I think the odds are leveled in the favor of the Americans weapons wise.
Unless the Japs have made some serious upgrades that is. Information on the MkIII is abundant, while we only know about the commercial model of the Kuratas.

EDIT: HERE WE GO!

EDIT: ROUND ONE TO JAPAN, AMERICA BTFO

EDIT: EAGLE PRIME BROUGHT IT HOME FOR THE STATES. JAPANESE PILOT ON SUDOKU WATCH.

FINAL EDIT: Fake as fuck. Never should have trusted Americans to run this show, they were obviously going to script the fuck out of it.
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Re: The Giant Robot Fight

Post by bann154 » Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:29 pm

Honestly i thought it would be better. The pilots skills were lacking the Japanese could have backed out of the grip to avoid the chainsaw however they failed to do so. To be honest it wasn't really a mach it was very one sided the Japanese were set to fight the MK1 robot rather than the MK3. With their doubled weight the Americans were pretty much set to win the Japanese didn't really have a chance.
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Re: The Giant Robot Fight

Post by Omega Prime » Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:45 pm

The Americans first robot was so shit though.. top heavy and slow as fuck.
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Re: The Giant Robot Fight

Post by Zahru II » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:28 am

That was a really expensive playground fight, with matching playground rules.
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Re: The Giant Robot Fight

Post by james+burgundy » Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:49 pm

Omega Prime wrote:It's a puny bb Gatling gun and a water cannon versus a chainsaw and a heavy paint ball cannon
That seems to be the problem there, the weapons were at best a joke. Whats the point of a giant "robot" fight when your using weapons you can strap on a RC car?
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Re: The Giant Robot Fight

Post by Omega Prime » Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:11 pm

james+burgundy wrote:That seems to be the problem there, the weapons were at best a joke. Whats the point of a giant "robot" fight when your using weapons you can strap on a RC car?
The chainsaw was cool, if a bit meh.
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Re: The Giant Robot Fight

Post by Hamahaki » Wed Oct 25, 2017 8:35 am

Overhyped tbh
in the future robot fighters will look back on this like soldiers look back on the firing lines of the Napoleonic era
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