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PAYDAY AT BLEAK COMPANY HEADQUARTERS

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:06 pm
by Spectral
IT'S PAYDAY AT BLEAK COMPANY HEADQUARTERS. You all know what that means. The latest shipment of doughnutium has arrived and the mercs are itching for their paycheck.
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The air is festive and the mercenaries are jolly because everyone's mood improves with the some good ol' doughnutium. But don't keep em waiting too long or they'll start to riot. The heavy armor and gun platforms are there to ensure the grunts don't get any crazy ideas.
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This is the leader of Bleak Company. He's a merc named Bad Tom, and while he's not the strongest, or the fastest, he is the cleverest person in the whole outfit. Not too hard to be the smartest around a bunch of mindless killers, but hey props where props are due amirite? Behind him are his top three lieutenants. The man in the blue trimmed armor is named Captain King, he is in charge of a large portion of the companies ground forces. The robot in the middle is named Stabbo McFlanigan and she heads up security. And last but not least we have Bad Mike, Bad Toms protegé (and future leader of Bleak Company).
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While most of the grunts stand at attention and wait with watering mouths, some people got bored and started doing their own thing. Like these mercs right here, who are having a debate about getting off the doughnutium standard and accepting something more widely used. They are of course wrong. Several officers noted the conversation and the mercenaries responsible will be whipped accordingly.
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Some decided debate was not the thing they wanted to do while waiting for their paycheck. The heretic squad decided it would go do what it loved most. Burning things.
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Re: PAYDAY MY LADS

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:51 am
by AnnoyedZebra
BURN ALL OF IT!!!!!!

Re: PAYDAY MY LADS

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:52 am
by Spectral
Heretic Squad would if they could.

Re: PAYDAY MY LADS

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:12 pm
by Omega Prime
How does doughnutium translate to USA dollars or Tratt dollars?

Re: PAYDAY MY LADS

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:26 am
by Spectral
Depends on where you get the Doughnutium. I'm unfamiliar with tratt dollars, but it should usually be 10-30 US dollars per pound depending on the quality of the Doughnutium.

Re: PAYDAY AT BLEAK COMPANY HEADQUARTERS

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:48 pm
by Colette
Was this inspired by stubby's doughnut painting? I love it, you should have an actual BrikWars over the doughnutium.

Also we all know Krispy Kreme doughnutium is worth even more.

Re: PAYDAY AT BLEAK COMPANY HEADQUARTERS

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:59 am
by Spectral
Are you talking about the doughnut in the 2010 rule book? Because if so then, yes, I was inspired by that. And yeah my faction will do just about anything to anyone for doughnutium, I hope to have several brikwars over the treasured resource. Krispium Kremium is one of the better grades of doughnutium ore that is true!

Re: PAYDAY AT BLEAK COMPANY HEADQUARTERS

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:45 pm
by StalinsFavoriteKhat
If the STFU can spare the resources, theyd love to have a war over some of this doghnutium.

Re: PAYDAY AT BLEAK COMPANY HEADQUARTERS

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:07 pm
by Spectral
and Bleak Company will happily fight them!