Should I kidnap my friend?

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What should I do?

Let the argument go.
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Kidnap my friend and force him to listen to Iron Maiden's entire discography.
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Should I kidnap my friend?

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:10 pm

So my friend keeps insisting that (c)rap music is better than METAL, and I can't decide if I'm willing to let the argument go or if I should kidnap him, tie him to a chair, and force him to listen to Iron Maiden's entire discography. Thoughts?
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Postby Natalya » Sun Sep 30, 2018 9:19 pm

Most of Iron Maiden is unimpressive.

EXCEPT POWERSLAVE

Have them listen to Flash of the Blade, Powerslave, Back in the Village, Aces High, and Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

Then introduce your friend to Judas Priest.
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Postby Zahru II » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:50 am

Extend that to the period between Beast and Somewhere in Time for the best experience.

Priest is best between Screaming for Vengeance and Painkiller.
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Postby sahasrahla » Mon Oct 01, 2018 6:18 am

um excuse me wtf most of iron maiden is fukkin awesome

but my favorite band has always been and will always be MASTODONNNNNNN
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Postby Kommander Ken » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:58 am

Rap is just a phase bro.
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Postby motorhead fan » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:17 pm

Introduce him to Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship, then kidnap him anyway.
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:34 pm

Hey! Who voted to let the argument go? I already bought the duct tape!
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Postby Darkstorm » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:36 pm

Why use duct tape when you can hypnotize them to do what you want anyway :mystery:
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Postby stubby » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:39 pm

I tried to kidnap my friend once. She kicked me so hard in the face that it left a perfect combat boot imprint. It's one of my fondest memories.

In conclusion, always kidnap your friends
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Postby Craigallot » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:02 am

This seems like too much work. Why not simply wait for his brain to rot, or for him to get shot by one of his gangsta rap buddies instead?
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Postby Brikguy0410 » Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:39 am

Kidnapping prank gone wrong (GONE SEXUAL) 2018.
Also your friend is right, I’d take Eminem over Metallica any day.
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Re: Should I kidnap my friend?

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:32 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:I’d take Eminem over Metallica any day.

Would somebody please lend me their mod privileges for a day so I can delete this?
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