Is The Glass Half Empty Or Half Full?

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Is the Glass Half Empty or Half Full?

Half Empty
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26%
Half Full
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15%
WTF STFU NOOB
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26%
DURRRRRRR
13
33%
 
Total votes : 39

Postby OneEye589 » Sun May 09, 2010 4:48 pm

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I just like debating, you guys all suck at it though.
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Postby Coximind » Mon May 10, 2010 12:23 pm

I prefer to :omnom: :2camels:
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Bullshit.
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Postby Tzan » Mon May 10, 2010 2:18 pm

Ahhh, well you see, debating isn't about winning or losing. Its about pissing off everyone that has to read it :)
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Postby Warhead » Mon May 10, 2010 4:30 pm

Job done methinks.  :D  :wink:
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Postby aoffan23 » Mon May 10, 2010 4:54 pm

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Tzan wrote:
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I agree with Warhead.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon May 10, 2010 6:17 pm

You all are idiots. The amount of liquid in the glass is equal to precisely 0.45 liters!

Now, if you will excuse me, I've got some business to take care of. *chug*
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Postby Coximind » Tue May 11, 2010 6:28 am

You manage to drink the glass of piss, only to realize that it is, in fact, a glass of piss. Mah hill.
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Postby RoC77 » Tue May 11, 2010 5:43 pm

Dosen't this all depend on whats in the glass? If it's an ice cold coke, it's empty by the time you read this. If it's gasoline then fill it equal part styrofoam and you get napalm. And if it's urine, it's empty by the time you read this....
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Postby Coximind » Wed May 12, 2010 7:21 am

What if it's full of J+B?
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Bullshit.
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Wed May 12, 2010 11:55 am

Coximind wrote:What if it's full of J+B?


Then we have a fucking serious problem.
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Postby Warhead » Wed May 12, 2010 12:47 pm

No we don't. Think about it. The only way he would be in there in the first place is if I decided I'd had enough of him and had, after the killing been using my portable meat mincing machine to get rid of the body. I'm just putting him in glasses in preparation for the freezing, packing and transportation stage..  See, perfectly reasonable.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Wed May 12, 2010 9:27 pm

So, regarding the original question:

It depends on which way the liquid's going.  For instance, if the shot glass is being filled, then obviously it's half full.  On the other hand, if it's halfway  through being thrown down Warhead's throat, it's half empty.
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Postby Warhead » Thu May 13, 2010 2:56 am

Elmagnifico is the truth sayer and his answer is the most pleasing to me so far.

@Tzan: I see what you did there.
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Postby Tzan » Thu May 13, 2010 8:48 am

Warhead wrote:@Tzan: I see what you did there.


Uh oh.
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Postby Warhead » Thu May 13, 2010 11:05 am

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