Twas the day of Saturnalia, when all through the site
Not one forum goer was sleeping, for all was all right
The blasters were hung on the backs of the fighters
For this battle was sure to be an all nighter
As chainsaws hacked there enemies to shreds,
Warhead was running while lopping off heads.
And J,and,b screamed as he was chased,
As warhead tried to turn him into a gooey paste
When out on the field there arose a great crash
While out in the hillside there came a bright flash.
Over the hillside they saw a rough face ,
They saw manly Santa wielding a mace
The blood shimmered when he landed his skateboard
And he raised his head as he screamed “FOR THE HOOOOOARD!!”
At that,dear warhead walked up to his mate
And asked him softly “have you put on some weight”
Before he got an answer a dungan attacked
But it was stopped as its spine easily cracked
Santa brought his shotgun for warhead to admire
but little did he know it was on fire
"Now kiemaster! now, aoffan! now, warhead and ivhorseman
On, olothontor! On, piltogg! , on Rayhawk and Blitzen!
To our weapons our enemies shall fall!
Now Chop away! Chop away! Chop away all!"
The slaughter continued all threw the day
And all in there hearts they thought bob would've wanted it this way.
So up to the hill they all tried to claim it
But warhead did triumph with his great wit
Santa joined warhead on top of the hill
He took out a beer keg as if it was gods will
he downed a glass and bellowed as he shot down a kite
“Happy Saturnalia to all and to all a good night!”
i was bored.....