reminds me of the space marine commandments, huge list, had stuff like:
thou shallt not take the landraider "for a spin"
thou shallt not use a lasgun to light a cigarette
thou shallt not use a lasgun as a laser sight on your bolter
thou shallt not make jokes about the imperial guards weapons
Thou shalt not put a "honk if you think Im sexy" -sticker on the adepta sororitas'rhino
thou shalt horn if thou sees a "honk if you think Im sexy" -sticker on an adepta sororitas rhino
orks are not "cute"
thou shallt not throw a stick when around a spacewolf whilst shouting "fetch"
thou shallt not scratch thy balls whilst wearing a powerfist.
note that the existance of the above commandment means some marine actually tried XD
- I refuse to be stopped by something as irrelevant as logic, the laws of physics, or common sense -
if 20 chickens can fit in a brick, how many pingpongballs does a crocodile have to eat so it can swim faster than a washing machine?