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Tzan wrote:Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with TzanWarhead wrote:I agree with QuantumSmurfer.
I agree with Warhead.

trebnos1 wrote:No, I mean these:
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Keeper Nedark: 1) highly doubtful that a chapter master would even touch a drone.
Keeper Nedark: 2) A tech marine would try to study it
Keeper Nedark: 3) Said marine would be shot for heresy.
Keeper Nedark: 4) you don't fix things by saying fwosh for five seconds.
Keeper Nedark: 5) techmarines would be very upset at destroying necrons.
Keeper Nedark: 6) Techmarines don't just carry around random shards of crystals from necrons guns
Keeper Nedark: 7) you CAN'T carry around random shards of necron crystals. They disappear.
Keeper Nedark: 8) You can't even MAKE shards of necron crystals.
Keeper Nedark: 9) You cannot load a necron crystal shard into a drone's rail rifel and expect it to work.
Keeper Nedark: 9A) rail rifles use electro-magnetism. That only works on metal.
Keeper Nedark: 9B) tha chances of a shard randomly broken off fitting into a rail rifle perfectly is nigh impossible.
Keeper Nedark: 9C) you would have to reload the rai rifle after every shot with more crystals that just fit perfectly.
Keeper Nedark: 10) Tau do not say "FUCK YEAH"
Keeper Nedark: 11) In RPs, the GM decides the effect of the PCs actions, not the PCs.
Keeper Nedark: 12) There is no GM.
Keeper Nedark: 13) Necrons cannot gaze
Keeper Nedark: 14) Necrons can not "get pissed"
Keeper Nedark: 15) Chapter masters would not care if they are pissed
Keeper Nedark: 16) marines do not say " a little pissed"
Keeper Nedark: 17) Marines do not think that anything a tau or alien does is "PERFECT!"
Keeper Nedark: 18) Likelyhood of hitting same spot four times in a row with makeshift ammo jammed into a gun is nigh impossible.
Keeper Nedark: 19) Still no GM to decide #18
Keeper Nedark: 20) The crystal is part of a weapon. You destroy that, the weapon is gone.
Keeper Nedark: 21) You can't destroy that by firing crystal chunks at it.
Keeper Nedark: 22) Monoliths don't "Die"
Keeper Nedark: 23) Still no GM for 21 and 22
Keeper Nedark: 24) Marines do not greet xenos
Keeper Nedark: 25) marines do not great with hello
Keeper Nedark: 26) Marines do not greet xenos with hello
Keeper Nedark: 27-29) Master of the forges do not do 24-26 especially
Keeper Nedark: 30) Marines do not give xenos orders
Keeper Nedark: 31) Marines do not say "You hear me?:
Keeper Nedark: 32) Chapter masters and Masters of the forge do not say "You hear me?"
Keeper Nedark: 33) Marines NEVER think the Emperor hated them.
Keeper Nedark: 34) Techmarines can not be Chapter Masters.
Keeper Nedark: 35) Techmarines believe in the Omnissiah OVER the Emperor
Keeper Nedark: 36) Marines do not politely ask xenos for names.
Keeper Nedark: 37) Marines do not ask xenos for names
Keeper Nedark: 38) Marines can go out alone
Keeper Nedark: 39) Aliens don't speak gothic.
Keeper Nedark: 40) Marines do not ally themselves with xenos in such lax conditions.
Keeper Nedark: 41) Marines would not suggest allying with xenos in any condition.
Keeper Nedark: 42) Orks are not called human names such as Bill.
Keeper Nedark: 43) Orks do not ally when they can be fighting.
Keeper Nedark: 44) Marines would not accept orders from xenos
Keeper Nedark: 45) If the xenos were asleep and the marine was awake, the marine would have klled the xenos. Not started digging.
Keeper Nedark: 46) Marines do not say "Idiots"
Keeper Nedark: 47) Marines would encourage everyone shooting each other
Keeper Nedark: 48) Lictors have a small conciousness, more akin to animal instincts
Keeper Nedark: 49) Lictors hide, not disguise
Keeper Nedark: 50) Servitors are not the best
Keeper Nedark: 51) Marines don't need food for months.
Keeper Nedark: 52) Marines do not love servitors. They are more expendable than guardsmen.
Keeper Nedark: 53) Marines do not casually greet each other.
Keeper Nedark: 54) Tau rebellions do no include Orks and Marines.
Keeper Nedark: 55) Tau would not ask marines and orks questions
Keeper Nedark: 56) Tau do not speak Gothic
Keeper Nedark: 57) Marines do not answer tau questions
Keeper Nedark: 58) Marines do not think of calling something retarded.
Keeper Nedark: 59) Tau do not say Fuck
Keeper Nedark: 60) Marines do not offer to help a tau
Keeper Nedark: 61) Tau would not give a marine a drone
Keeper Nedark: 62) Tau would not know if Marines are forbidden to use tau tech
Keeper Nedark: 63) Tau do not use slang like "I mean:
Keeper Nedark: 64) Master of the Forge IS a techmarine, just higher rank
Keeper Nedark: 65) There are no buttons on crotch area
Keeper Nedark: 66) Marines are not allowed to touch tau tech (That is, not without getting permission from WAY up high in the chain of command)
Keeper Nedark: 67) Marines do not tinker with eldar tech
Keeper Nedark: 68) Marines do not casually swear
Keeper Nedark: 69) Marines do not enjoy watching other races.
Keeper Nedark: 70) People do not do it with eldar girls.
Keeper Nedark: 71) Eldar girls do not do it with people
Keeper Nedark: 72) Marines do not do it with eldar girls
Keeper Nedark: 73) Marines CAN NOT do it.
Keeper Nedark: 74) The Emperor would have said no, stamped HERETIC on your head in big red letters, and sent the Inquisition after your ass.
Keeper Nedark: 75) No, you cannot just make an assault cannon out of random bits.
Keeper Nedark: 75A) Assault cannons are sacred weapons and are to be made from scratch
Keeper Nedark: 75B) Assault cannons are to be made during several rituals on holy sites
Keeper Nedark: 76) There is no "goddamn Chapter Master"
Keeper Nedark: 77) Marines do not think "Fuck 'em"
Keeper Nedark: 78) Tau do not refer to an object as "this bitch"
Keeper Nedark: 79) Servitors do not question
Keeper Nedark: 80) Marines do not console themselves with servitors
Keeper Nedark: 81) Yes, your chapter master was neutered.
Keeper Nedark: 82) If the Emperor did not give a crap about them, then they would either be A)heretics or B)A dieing chapter (no new recruits)
Keeper Nedark: 83) Youare suppossed to have killed them
Keeper Nedark: 84) Marines do not need to trick xenos
Keeper Nedark: 85) Marines don't call things "goddamn sutpid"
Keeper Nedark: 86) Marines do not say "Shove your chainsword 50 feet up their asshole"
Keeper Nedark: 87) Marines do not go UUUuugggghhhhh
Keeper Nedark: 88) Marines do not call other marines "idiots"
Keeper Nedark: 89) I count three copy pastas
Keeper Nedark: 90) Tau do not say "Oh shit"
Keeper Nedark: 91) Tau do nost say "fuck fuck fuck"
Keeper Nedark: 92) Insolence means to disrepect or not obey authority
Keeper Nedark: 93) Marines do not say "Fucking"
Keeper Nedark: 94) Tau do not say "not cool"
Keeper Nedark: 95) Marines do not say " Super-heated pole shoved a foot up your ass"
Keeper Nedark: 96) Marines kill ALL prisoners after their done torturing them for info.
Keeper Nedark: 97) If you shoot that Termie, you will be a traitor in the eyes of the imperium.
Keeper Nedark: 98) You can not rerach Calgar on a close range Vox unit
Keeper Nedark: 99) You can not reach Calgar
Keeper Nedark: 100) Clagar would not approve of you killing one of his marines
Keeper Nedark: 101) That is a GM decision
Keeper Nedark: 102) Heretic? No. Traitor? Yes.
Keeper Nedark: 103) All xenos are evil
Keeper Nedark: 104) Tau are not semi-okay
Keeper Nedark: 105) A termie is charging you, you have about five seconds
Keeper Nedark: 106) Termies have groin pieces
Keeper Nedark: 107) Purity seals do not go on crotch
Keeper Nedark: 108) PCs do not decide whether they mamage to block an attack
Keeper Nedark: 109) Marines do not know what a peace sign is
Keeper Nedark: 110) Tau do not think marines are rpetty cool
Keeper Nedark: 111) Tau do not carry drones in sacks
Keeper Nedark: 112) Tau do not use acronyms
Keeper Nedark: 113) GMs deicde whether you hit the lfayed one or not
Keeper Nedark: 114) Flamers would be ineffective against living metal
Keeper Nedark: 115) Marines do not wheeze
Keeper Nedark: 116) Chapter masters do not wheeze
Keeper Nedark: 117) Chapter Masters using Servo arms do not wheeze
Keeper Nedark: 118) Chapter Masters carrying things with his servo arms do not wheeze from running up a hill
Keeper Nedark: 119) Tau do not say “YEHH BOII”
Keeper Nedark: 120) Rail Rifle rounds can be regenerated
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