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Postby CompulsiveCatfish » Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:57 pm

I am one of those people you don't know.

I am an egotistical engineer with a hot wife and an expensive car and I mold plastic for a living with my machines.

Yes I can make Lego with my equipment.

No I will not make any for YOU.

*cue evil laughter*

Oh and my wife gave Warhead herpes. She does that to everyone.
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Postby pesgores » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:01 pm

CompulsiveCatfish wrote:I am one of those people you don't know.

I am an egotistical engineer with a hot wife and an expensive car and I mold plastic for a living with my machines.

Yes I can make Lego with my equipment.

No I will not make any for YOU.

*cue evil laughter*

Oh and my wife gave Warhead herpes. She does that to everyone.


You sure I don't know you? Or where your wife got herpes from?
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Postby CompulsiveCatfish » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:03 pm

pesgores wrote:
You sure I don't know you? Or where your wife got herpes from?


Not unless we met at the local orgy-parlor down on 5th and Emerson.
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Postby pesgores » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:04 pm

CompulsiveCatfish wrote:
pesgores wrote:
You sure I don't know you? Or where your wife got herpes from?


Not unless we met at the local orgy-parlor down on 5th and Emerson.


Hmmm. Gotta ask the bitches who drugged me where they left me a few months ago.
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Postby CompulsiveCatfish » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:05 pm

Oh you'd remember this place. You can see the bloody sign from the Interstate. Heck they got billboards all over town.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:07 pm

Pes is like 10 years old. Ok, he's been 10 for the past... how many years now?

@Catfish: I like your wife's gift. I scraped it off and experimented on it, making it self aware. I also made a mechanical body for it and set it free.
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Postby DarthBrik » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:14 pm

My bro Ross Varn came back.
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Postby pesgores » Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:56 pm

Warhead wrote:Pes is like 10 years old. Ok, he's been 10 for the past... how many years now?


I turned 15 exactly one week ago. I registered when I was 12 and...omg I can say I've been here for 4 stages of my life already!
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Postby CompulsiveCatfish » Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:57 pm

pesgores wrote:I turned 15 exactly one week ago. I registered when I was 12 and...omg I can say I've been here for 4 stages of my life already!

So... anger, shame, guilt and denial... Next comes death!
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Postby pesgores » Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:02 pm

Nah, I'm immortal.
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Postby CompulsiveCatfish » Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:03 pm

Ah so you're still in denial. :?
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Postby pesgores » Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:09 pm

Let's hope I stay there for the rest of my life...
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Postby james+burgundy » Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:12 pm

Dam.. guess Benny/Mike deleted the thread but I was going to post that picture of you pes. You were such a handsome little rodent.

Well welcome back little guy!
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Postby pesgores » Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:28 pm

james+burgundy wrote:Dam.. guess Benny/Mike deleted the thread but I was going to post that picture of you pes. You were such a handsome little rodent.

Well welcome back little guy!


Try harder next time if you really mean it.
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Postby pesgores » Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:33 pm

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