Zombie plan

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Postby PrimalAge » Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:05 pm

I my self prefer the madness approach to this whole zombie apocalypse thing
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Postby BFenix » Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:08 pm

Silverdream wrote:I am now planning to blast Nickelback right before a pit of spikes. Zombies are lured to it, people are lured away from it and idiots now have a spike in their brain.

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Postby OREMAWESOME1234 » Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:37 pm

I'm gonna make a city in the sea by rounding up survivors,wood,weapons,and boats and then A spec-ops army would deploy across the world to destroy the infection so All aboard for nomad city!
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Postby Dr StrangeBrik » Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:09 pm

If zombies broke out in NZ, I figure we're all pretty much screwed. Thanks to our stringent gun laws, only the criminal gangs have weapons (and they're exactly the kind of people you DON'T want having the upper hand...).

Guess we'll just have to make do with hardware items used in creative ways...
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Postby Warhead » Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:23 pm

Here is my plan.

Vainly try to protect my family and inevitably sooner or later lose my life after killing as many zombies I can.

Then I plan on wander around as a zombie looking for people to eat.

???

Profit!
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Postby naussica » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:52 am

Always start by looting a pharmacy, you can get food, water and medicine there.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:29 pm

I disagree. In the right sporting goods store, you can get first-aid kits, guns, water, and non-perishable food.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:53 pm

in a walmart you can gat those [or perts of some] and more.
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Postby piltogg » Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:58 pm

problem with going to stores: everyone will steal all the crap inside of them within a week of a zombie appoc being apparent.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:23 pm

Which is why a sporting goods store is better, it's less associated with guns, food, and medkits, and therefore will remain unlooted longer.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:13 pm

Don't forget that you can hole up in a library so that you can know the victory of reading a good book too.
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Postby naussica » Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:34 pm

Warhead wrote:Don't forget that you can hole up in a library so that you can know the victory of reading a good book too.


You can also get a map of the city you're in.
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Postby OneEye589 » Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:44 am

Elmagnifico wrote:Which is why a sporting goods store is better, it's less associated with guns...


What.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:26 pm

Than say, a gun store.

Also, @Silvadream, I'm reasonably sure the Zombie Plague is an STD.
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Postby stubby » Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:11 pm

Blitzen wrote:By the way, anyone you snuggle during a zombie apocalypse is probably likely to die in childbirth.

Unless you're a girl, then it's fine.
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