chat wrote:Razgriz: so i heard you were working on raystubby 2.0. is this true?
rayhawk: raystubby 2.0? what does that mean?
Razgriz: i don't know.
rayhawk: like a mini-warhead?
Razgriz: just keep this on the down low. spread the word.
Razgriz: no, not like a mini-warhead
Razgriz: like a cyborg raystubby
rayhawk: that sounds like a better idea
rayhawk: but how would I do it
Razgriz: don't ask me.
Razgriz: i just heard raystubby 2.0 was in production
rayhawk: maybe someone else is producing it to have it terminate and replace me
rayhawk: sounds like something ivhorseman would do.
Razgriz: well raystubby 2.0 could modify the forum without being on a computer
Razgriz: that would be kick-ass
rayhawk: maybe as a cyborg it could use the forum as its subconscious
rayhawk: that would be the best cyborg ever
Razgriz: oh my god.... thats so cool!
rayhawk: maybe since I've been making all these subforum mods, someone is expecting them to combine together like voltron
rayhawk: stubby 2.0, assembled from the worst the forum has to offer
Razgriz: wow. thats awesome!
rayhawk: ironically, warhead would form the butt
Razgriz: im telling him you said that.
Razgriz: what would i form though?
Razgriz: i was the brains behind all this
Razgriz: i should be the brains
rayhawk: what's the part that tries too hard to take credit for crap?
Razgriz: the brain
rayhawk: wait maybe warhead would form the liver
rayhawk: that's more appropriate
Razgriz: yeah, that sounds about right. so im the brain? yeah?
rayhawk: and you can be the butt
rayhawk: I think if we put everyone together we just get the lower torso
rayhawk: blitzen is the gall bladder
rayhawk: natalya is most likely the spleen
rayhawk: or... wait. the unspecified genitals
Razgriz: yeah, but i want to be the gaddamned brains!
rayhawk: j+b forms the colon
Razgriz: haha.... nice
rayhawk: well if I was going to give the thing a brain, blitzen would get the job
rayhawk: but there's no need for brains here
Razgriz: no! i asked you about it! i deserve credit!
Razgriz: im needy!
rayhawk: so I gathered
Razgriz: shut up! waaaaahh!
rayhawk: maybe you can be the appendix.
rayhawk: that's a good role.
Razgriz: but thats a nonessetail organ dickhead
rayhawk: I'm glad you saw where I was going with that
rayhawk: wait! I've got it.
rayhawk: since you have a natural instinct for marking your territory, I'm assigning you to be the bladder
Razgriz: can i just be the gigantic dick? please
rayhawk: there are way too many people competing for that role
rayhawk: anyway natalya would just chop you off
Razgriz: wait! can i be the musular system?
rayhawk: no, that's piltogg
Razgriz: oh, thats about right. what are you?
rayhawk: I'm the one getting replaced
rayhawk: would I be a part of my own replacement?
Razgriz: oh yeah. i forgot
rayhawk: did I make booty bothered a mod? I think so
rayhawk: she can be the rectum
Razgriz: then i want the skelital system
Razgriz: butthurts a girl?!
rayhawk: you didn't know?
Razgriz: i want to be the bones
rayhawk: wait you're not even a mod. you don't get to be a body part
rayhawk: only a victim of the cyborg rampage
Razgriz: can i be a mod? i leaving for military school. posthumous promotion
rayhawk: there aren't any slots left
rayhawk: I'd have to make a new subforum to make you a mod of it
Razgriz: let me check, im on right now
rayhawk: even the secret forums all have mods
Razgriz: what about being a secondary mod?
Razgriz: im an 08'er. i deserve SOMETHING.
rayhawk: okay fine
Razgriz: i mean hell, I've been here longer that warhead
rayhawk: uh. let's see if I remember how to even make mods of things
Razgriz: yea! thanks man. see, when people say: begging doesn't get you anywhere, where am i now, huh?
Razgriz: im a mod. yeah!
rayhawk: well, maybe, if I can remember where the controls are
Razgriz: oh. right. spoke too fast huh?
rayhawk: this is why I need a cyborg
rayhawk: to take care of stuff like this
rayhawk: it worked!
rayhawk: you're now a mod. congratulations
Razgriz: i have a forum. isn't it usually on the ACP on a seprerate page
Razgriz: you suck
Razgriz: i just checked where im a mod
rayhawk: jophy will be so jealous
Razgriz: im not even a dimmy!
Razgriz: i don't belong to that group
Razgriz: how do i get in?
Razgriz: let me guess. you made me a dimmy
rayhawk: I'm a natural problem solver
Razgriz: i refuse to accept this
Razgriz: i have gone back to hating you.
Razgriz: we DO need a cyborg to replace you
rayhawk: then my work here is done
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