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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Feb 18, 2014 4:18 pm

It wasn't the real Benny either...
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Kalvinator » Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:21 am

On for the first time in a while.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:39 pm

Man oh man am I turned on . . . to the chat, yeah the chat.

I am so hard on the chat right now.

One could almost say I am mounting the chat and taking it roughly from behind.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:23 pm

<theshadowscythe>: MY AIM HERE
<Whiteagle>: Dude, nuclear LAZER!!!
<ross_varn>: your "aim"
<theshadowscythe>: IS TO BREAK ORBIT FROM GROUND LEVEL
<theshadowscythe>: LYING DOWN
<ross_varn>: pchooooooo
<theshadowscythe>: AND LAUNCHING INTO ORBIT MY PAYLOAD
<theshadowscythe>: OR TO HAVE MY MANPARTS BANNED IN THE GENEVA CONVENTION
<theshadowscythe>: THERE ARE /PROCEDURES/ I NEED TO BREAK HERE
<theshadowscythe>:  . . . /pro-fucking-cedures/
<ross_varn>: Important ones!
<ross_varn>: rules were meant to be dickgunned
<theshadowscythe>: and I will be the lord of all dick guns
<theshadowscythe>: someone better be fucking quoting this shit
<theshadowscythe>: I fear I may have finally reached the point where i am drunk enough not to remember this shit in the morning
<theshadowscythe>: ugh - ugh - yeah, fuck uhn
<theshadowscythe>: yeah
<theshadowscythe>: UGH
<theshadowscythe>: -VREEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee-CROOM
<theshadowscythe>: oh god its only quarter past ten
<theshadowscythe>: I've only been drinking for six hours
<theshadowscythe>: quick
<theshadowscythe>: someone
<theshadowscythe>: say something stupid to me, so I can do it
<ross_varn>: So, what you're saying is, you're going to continue to wonder where I've gotten off to
<theshadowscythe>: Oh, I know you're alive now
<theshadowscythe>: you can fuck off again for another two years
<theshadowscythe>: ballerina =P
<ross_varn>: (he's writing it down again just to make sure)
<ross_varn>: big scrawled letters on a post-it note
<theshadowscythe>: nope, i wrote it down on my fapping han- FUCK
<theshadowscythe>: DAMNIT
<ross_varn>: ROOOOS BE AILIVE
<theshadowscythe>: now ross's name is in orbit
<theshadowscythe>: written in my spooge
<ross_varn>: finallly world famous!
<theshadowscythe>:  . . . I don't think I hit orbit
<ross_varn>: finally ceiling famous!
<theshadowscythe>: Is giving the ISS a creampie famous enough?
<ross_varn>: Eh, as long as it doesn't knock it out of orbit
<ross_varn>: wrong kind of fame there]
<theshadowscythe>: uhhh
<theshadowscythe>: yeah
<Whiteagle>: When you aim for the ceiling, you end up amougst the raptors...
<theshadowscythe>: don't watch the news for the next three months . . .
<ross_varn>: hang on, what's that funny whooshing sound?
<ross_varn>: oh god
<theshadowscythe>: "In news today, Ross Varn was killed in his home when the international space station fell onto his accomodations after it was knocked out of orbit by three and a half tonnes of human semen
<theshadowscythe>: scientists are both baffled and arroused by these events, more at eleven . . . "
<ross_varn>: hey, you'd have creampied half the midwest- that's somethin'!
<theshadowscythe>: From Wales and all!


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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Colette » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:25 pm

Oh my, it's like the olden days...
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:14 pm

He was so sure you were going to be red-faced over that, mate. I almost feel bad for him.  :wink:
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Colette » Sun Mar 02, 2014 3:46 pm

A whole bunch of blasts from the past are on right now.

EDIT: At an earlier point today, there were 11 people on chat. I think this may be a new chat record.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Warhead » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:36 am

^^^
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That is all...
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Kommander Ken » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:28 am

Is it wrong that I find this all extremely hilarious?

Nah, of course not.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Scratch » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:37 am

I'll probably run a round of Clay if anyone's on like Bonn-o-Tron. If I'm AFK just wait for a bit and I'll probably be back.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Nimja » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:47 pm

Played CLAY.
<Nimja>: Anyone here?
<CRY>: Would you like to play a game?
<Nimja>: of what?
<Nimja>: Hellllloooooooo??
*** Silent-Sigfig joined #Brickwars
<Nimja>: CRY, you stil havent aswered my question
<Nimja>: Can someone answer me?
<CRY>: Would you like to play a game of CLAY?
<Nimja>: CLAY?
<CRY>: Yes
<CRY>: Would you like to play CLAY?
<Nimja>: What is CLAY?
<CRY>: A game
<CRY>: Do you want to play or not?
<CRY>: Because you are asking a lot of questions
*** Motorheadfan joined #Brickwars
<Motorheadfan>: hello again!
<CRY>: Are you ready to CLAY?
<Motorheadfan>: yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
<CRY>: We have enough people if you all are ready
<Motorheadfan>: sorry i had to walk the dogs
<Nimja>: Idk what CLAY is
<Motorheadfan>: i am back now
<Nimja>: what do you do in CLAY?
<Nimja>: is it like D&D?
<Motorheadfan>: whats Dand D
<Motorheadfan>: ?
<Nimja>: Dungeons and Dragons
<Motorheadfan>: ok
<Motorheadfan>: what do you do in that?
<Nimja>: Its a pen and paper RPG.
<Motorheadfan>: sounds nice
<Nimja>: It's OK.
<Nimja>: But doesent give as much enjoyment as the time it takes to set up a game takes
<CRY>: Are you quite ready?
<Motorheadfan>: ok
<Motorheadfan>: i am ready when you are
<CRY>: I am designating you each a number
<CRY>: 1 or 2?
<Motorheadfan>: 2
<Nimja>: 4?
<CRY>: Please do /nick 2 or /nick 1
<CRY>: Motorhead is now 2
<CRY>: Nimja is now 1
<Nimja>: Now what?
<CRY>: type /nick 1 Nimja
<CRY>: type /nick 2 motorhead
<CRY>: or /nick One
<Nimja>: It says I have an erroneus Nickname
<CRY>: and /nick Two
*** Nimja is now known as One
<Motorheadfan>: :nick two
*** Motorheadfan is now known as two
<One>: with a slash
<CRY>: Might be good to capitalize it
<CRY>: but we will begin
*** two is now known as Motorheadfan
*** Motorheadfan is now known as two
<One>: Now what do we do
<One>: ?
<two>: yeah
<CRY>: You both come awake standing up, as if in a dreamstate before, you see a doorway in front of you and the other one next to you
<CRY>: What do you do?
<One>: look around the room
<CRY>: The room is blank
<two>: open the door infront
<CRY>: The walls have no corners
<One>: open the door to the side
<CRY>: Two advances to the door and open it
<One>: Open the door next to me
<two>: run through the door like a demented monkey
<CRY>: Inside you see a figure with dreadlocks hanging down to the middle of his back, he is wearing light armor and is holding a dagger, behind him there is a table that he is obscuring
<CRY>: There is only one door
<One>: ask him to move, politely
<CRY>: You have no mouth
<two>: commit suicide
<One>: telpathically communicate
<One>: with the guy
<One>: and ask him to move
<One>: politely
<two>: sorry guys, my lul says i have to go
<two>: mum
<two>:  not lul
<CRY>: Pfft
<One>: I've got a hour to play
<CRY>: You have no weapons to banhammer yourself, however, dreadlocks has a knife
<One>: ask him ot move
<two>: i'll have to go find a job
<CRY>: You also are unable to telepathiclly speak
<two>: bye
*** two quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<CRY>: Adios
<One>: use hand signals
<CRY>: Two siezes up and stands still as a statue
<CRY>: your hands end in round nubs
<CRY>: he is also not facing you
<CRY>: he does not notice you
<One>: examine what I look like
*** Silent-Sigfig quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<CRY>: You are vaguely huminoid, with a chestpiece and shoulderpads, but otherwise no clothing
<One>: use to signals
<One>: *toe
<CRY>: your face has a single depression in the center of your "Forehead" but no other features
<CRY>: your feet also end in rounded nubs
<One>: SO i'm basically a silence?
<CRY>: ?
<One>: from Dr Who.
<CRY>: I don't follow Skyrim news
<One>: Ok.
<One>: Ummm.......
<One>: try to see around the guy
<CRY>: You see a smaller figure, tattooed or carved with symbols and lines, he is bound to the table
<CRY>: The Dreadlocked man begins twirling his knife ritualisticly
<One>: Is he moving?
<CRY>: Yes, Weakly
<One>: is dreadlocks moving?
<CRY>: Dreadlocks is twirling his knife
<One>: Tackle Dreadlocks, Disarm him.
<CRY>: he is about half a head taller than you
<One>: is there anywhere I can go but the room before?
<CRY>: You run at the Dreadlocked man, knocking him off balance and onto the tatooed figure, you try to take the knife but are unable to get a grip
<CRY>: The dreadlocked man grabs you by the shoulder and tosses you across the room
<CRY>: He then stabs the figure on the table 3 times
<One>: run away somewhere the Isn't the original room
<CRY>: The door seems to have dissappeared behind you
<One>: Are ther no other doors?
<One>: other that the one that disapperad?
*** Motorheadfan joined #Brickwars
<Motorheadfan>: im back!!!
<One>: Yay!
*** Motorheadfan is now known as two
<One>: I'm fighting the guy
<two>: jump on the guy and knock him down
*** two is now known as Dalek
*** Dalek is now known as two
<two>: oops
<two>: this is a long fight
<One>: It is, Isn't it.
<two>: yeah
<One>: can you see what happened in your absense?
<two>: you started fighting the guy with dreadlocks
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<One>: can you see waht I found out we look like?
<two>: no
*** CRY quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<One>: Extract:
<One>: your hands end in round nubs <CRY>: he is also not facing you <CRY>: he does not notice you <One>: examine what I look like *** Silent-Sigfig quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) <CRY>: You are vaguely huminoid, with a chestpiece and shoulderpads, but otherwise no clothing <One>: use to signals <One>: *toe <CRY>: your face has a single depressio
<two>: ok
<One>: Oh, CRY quit.
<One>: the re is no game.
<One>: Bye
*** One is now known as Nimja
<two>: well there goes that
<Nimja>: Yup.
*** two is now known as Motorheadfan
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Silverdream » Wed Mar 05, 2014 1:39 pm

Clay is always fun. I should do a round of Whowouldwin Madness next time I'm on like Bonn-o-Tron.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Natalya » Wed Mar 05, 2014 8:58 pm

Get in the chat.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Natalya » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:47 pm

<colette>: unfortunately when I tried, the Bot couldn't ban me
<colette>: which is why I got rid of it
<Natalya>: good
<Natalya>: because
<Natalya2>: bots suck
<Natalya2>: ruining everything
<Natalya>: i used to have some bots on a starcraft channel
<Natalya2>: was pretty cool
<KommanderKenneth>: whoa, they're finishing each other's sentences and everything.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - We are on our periods

Postby Colette » Sat Mar 08, 2014 7:20 pm

Starting a BrikwaRPG on chat, hop on like Bonn-o-Tron.
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