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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Kommander Ken » Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:30 pm

I whole-heartily approve of the above quote.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Zupponn » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:20 pm

Every guy secretly wants to have his own boobs to play with.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:19 pm

Zupponn wrote:Every guy secretly wants to have his own boobs to play with.


Who said it was a secret? I love boobs. My wife's boobs are huge.

Therefore, I love playing with my wife's huge boobs.

What secret?
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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Maverick » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:44 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:
Zupponn wrote:Every guy secretly wants to have his own boobs to play with.


Who said it was a secret? I love boobs. My wife's boobs are huge.

Therefore, I love playing with my wife's huge boobs.

What secret?

Exact size?
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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Vami IV » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:09 am

Maverick wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:
Zupponn wrote:Every guy secretly wants to have his own boobs to play with.


Who said it was a secret? I love boobs. My wife's boobs are huge.

Therefore, I love playing with my wife's huge boobs.

What secret?

Exact size?

That's for Warhead and Scythe to know, and yours to find out.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Maverick » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:11 am

Vami IV wrote:
Maverick wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:What secret?

Exact size?

That's for Warhead and Scythe to know, and yours to find out.

Thank you for telling me what I already know. Where would the world be without people like you?
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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Vami IV » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:29 am

Maverick wrote:
Vami IV wrote:
Maverick wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:What secret?

Exact size?

That's for Warhead and Scythe to know, and yours to find out.

Thank you for telling me what I already know. Where would the world be without people like you?

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Vami_IV wrote:Rules:
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The Lego briks must have been manufactured between the 5th to the 15th century.

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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Vami IV » Sat Aug 23, 2014 6:25 pm

BrikWars Chat wrote:<Zevran>: Say, what's this?
<Zevran>: "Vami vs. Brikguy?"
*** Zevran is now known as Vami
<Vami>: [CENSORED FOR RESPECT REASONS. I REALLY DON'T LIKE TALKING SHIT TO PEOPLE UNLESS IT'S IN THEIR FACE, OR WHEN THEY'RE IN THE SAME CHATROOM]
<Vami>: And, I am obviously the bigger man
<Vami>: and he's 12
<Vami>: What would kicking his ass bering me?
<Vami>: *bring
<Theblackdog>: No clue. His lego collection really isn't big enough to justify it.
<Vami>: Topic says as thus:
<Vami>: Brikguy vs. Vami: hand-to-hand combat, no holds barred beatdown, who wins?
<Vami>: Oh shit, remembered ROTC
<Vami>: They would never let me live that down
<Theblackdog>: What happened?
<Vami>: ?
<Vami>: Well, I like not being in trouble
<Vami>: and they frown upon kicking people's (fat) asses
<Vami>: aka, I lose my uniform or something
<Vami>: and, as a leader in our local Corps,
<Vami>: that would be VERY bad
<Theblackdog>: Eh, I was worse than Brikguy at age 12
<Vami>: God, I can already imagine trying to lead my ROTC Blues dressed cadets...in PT gear
<Theblackdog>: Hell, I was worse than Brikguy at age 16
<Vami>: ?
<Theblackdog>: I don't see any reason to kick his ass
<Vami>: You're right
<Vami>: I should kick Colette's ass
<Theblackdog>: Yeah
<Theblackdog>: You're both about the same age, and he needs to stop posting Mami pictures everywhere.
<Theblackdog>: Should be fairly easy now that you're a magical girl
<Vami>: ?
<Theblackdog>: viewtopic.php?f=17&t=11650#p287882
<Vami>: Oh, I see
<Vami>: huh
<Vami>: lol

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BrikWars Chat Topic wrote:Brikguy vs. Vami: hand-to-hand combat, no holds barred beatdown, who wins?
Topic set by colette on Sat Aug 23 2014 13:27:55 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)
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Vami_IV wrote:Rules:
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The Lego briks must have been manufactured between the 5th to the 15th century.

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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Nimja » Mon Aug 25, 2014 11:09 am

Vami IV wrote:
BrikWars Chat Topic wrote:Brikguy vs. Vami: hand-to-hand combat, no holds barred beatdown, who wins?
Topic set by colette on Sat Aug 23 2014 13:27:55 GMT-0500 (Central Daylight Time)

well, Vami would win if it was unarmed, but if non-lethal weapons are allowed, brikguys tuba would win for him.If lethal ones were allowed, Vami is Texan,so...
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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Silverdream » Mon Aug 25, 2014 3:27 pm

Since when is a tuba a non-lethal weapon?
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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Vami IV » Mon Aug 25, 2014 5:35 pm

Silverdream wrote:Since when is a tuba a non-lethal weapon?

Indeed. Either you beat me with it until I choke to death from it's cheap brass denting and bending around, crushing me to death, or drown me with the saliva flying out of it.

My violin would break after a few swings, but a good jab with the bow would hurt something bad.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Nimja » Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:09 am

Silverdream wrote:Since when is a tuba a non-lethal weapon?

It's blunt.
Blunt weapons are more difficult to kill with,ergo, non-lethal.
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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Gorthaff » Sat Aug 30, 2014 6:01 am

A baseball bat or crowbar can kill someone just about allright. :twisted:
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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby Silent-sigfig » Sat Aug 30, 2014 6:43 am

Nimja wrote:
Silverdream wrote:Since when is a tuba a non-lethal weapon?

It's blunt.


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Re: Brikwars Chat - Here be losers

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Aug 30, 2014 8:52 am

Silent-sigfig wrote:
Nimja wrote:
Silverdream wrote:Since when is a tuba a non-lethal weapon?

It's blunt.


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