The Dump Thread

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Postby Rody » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:15 pm

Warhead wrote:Until you have taken a stick and hacked a dump apart just so it will flush you haven't lived. The Dump Slayer...

Classic Space WAS the best of all the LEGO sets.


it has never been necesary to do such a thing.
even after taking the first dump in about a month...
DAAAMN that one felt good.
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Postby Paco » Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:52 pm

Lt. Krus wrote:Try Dino-Attack.
Best thing about Dino Attack was the foam machete.
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Postby stubby » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:06 pm

Rody wrote:
Warhead wrote:Until you have taken a stick and hacked a dump apart just so it will flush you haven't lived. The Dump Slayer...

it has never been necesary to do such a thing.
even after taking the first dump in about a month...
DAAAMN that one felt good.

When that kind of thing becomes necessary, I just bust it apart with my bare hands. Why dirty up a good stick?
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Postby Lt. Krus » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:39 pm

Paco the Duck Ninja wrote:
Lt. Krus wrote:Try Dino-Attack.
Best thing about Dino Attack was the foam machete.


What?
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Postby james+burgundy » Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:00 pm

stubby wrote:When that kind of thing becomes necessary, I just bust it apart with my bare hands. Why dirty up a good stick?
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Postby aoffan23 » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:09 pm

Warhead wrote:Until you have taken a stick and hacked a dump apart just so it will flush you haven't lived. The Dump Slayer...

Classic Space WAS the best of all the LEGO sets.


My mom said she's had to use a plastic knife before....

Apparently it was my dump too. :oops:
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Postby IVhorseman » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:30 pm

aoffan23 wrote:
Warhead wrote:Until you have taken a stick and hacked a dump apart just so it will flush you haven't lived. The Dump Slayer...

Classic Space WAS the best of all the LEGO sets.


My mom said she's had to use a plastic knife before....

Apparently it was my dump too. :oops:


now THAT is worth bragging about.
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Postby ShapeShifter » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:33 pm

Some people remove the 'f' in my username so some people think i would have to take a stick to it on ocassion, but i never have.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:08 pm

IVhorseman wrote:
aoffan23 wrote:My mom said she's had to use a plastic knife before....

Apparently it was my dump too. :oops:

now THAT is worth bragging about.

Anyone here ever take a piss ON a national monument, in public, during the day... with their girlfriend watching?
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Postby Apollyon » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:14 am

Warhead wrote:Anyone here ever take a piss ON a national monument, in public, during the day... with their girlfriend watching?

Do churches count, too?
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Postby Tuefish » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:48 am

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6: watermelons, hands down.

7: the one in which I was conceived.

8: in my back yard. no. really.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:57 am

Apollyon wrote:
Warhead wrote:Anyone here ever take a piss ON a national monument, in public, during the day... with their girlfriend watching?

Do churches count, too?

Nope it has to be a tourist attraction during business hours. Is this church any of those?
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Postby Apollyon » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:24 am

Well, let's say it is next to a tourist attraction. And it was daytime to my best memory... i could have been drunk.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:02 am

I was sober... for once. Otherwise it wouldn't be all that exceptional.
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Postby Tzan » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:34 pm

Any personal dump story I have took place in a certified toilet. However I heard a story.


A guy I worked with was camping with his girlfriend at a lakeside campground. He went into the bathroom building and found something laying in the middle of the floor. Some guy somehow couldnt make it the last 8 feet to a toilet.

If that was the whole story I wouldnt have wasted my time typing. The really weird thing was that it was at least 6 feet long in one piece.
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