Wierd dreams

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Postby Killer Karetsu » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:00 am

Well, here are few dreams I remember.

When I was very young(4-5 years) I saw a dream where me and some old friend of my(not anymore my friend) were in a forest and it was winter. Suddenly, I saw a bear behind a tree, who had a thought bubble over his head where was: me --> roasted chicken
then it grabbed me and my friend dissapeared and it roasted me and I turned into a roasted chicken. It was very scary on that age, but now it seems humorous. The bear and the whole dream was a bit cartoonish.

Then another scary dream I had in the same age was that first I saw my friends faces in a beatiful landscape and then it turned all black and ugly and scary faces (of monsters and humans) attacked me. I immediately woke up (btw I have learned from the small age the fine skill of waking up when I want->very useful in some dreams). I couldnt sleep in a hour and went to sleep in my parents bed.

Then these two dreams I had when I was something like 11-12 (im 14 now)

First, I saw a dream where I adventured Tikkakoski( my former place where I lived) with some girl. It lasted long but suddenly the peace broke.
We were in some sort of a ruin with pipes and from the roofs of thwe ruins and over the walls started leaping several, size of a tiger, sabretusktigers. I managed to stop one with my stick but more came...
I yelled to the girl that RUN! but she came to help me but I was owerwhelmed...usually I would use the "waking skill" but the dream was so beatiful that I fought for it, but then after a long struggle one of the sabretusks bit me on the throat and the last memory was a scream: NOOO!!

The second one was more happier. I think it is the best dream for me ever. Me and my friends and some guys from the school flied with big dragons over hyvinkää. For some reason there was mountains and snow, and in the mountains the main dream happened. There was an army of orcs(or some other things) and some guys from the school who I don't like with dragons too. We fought long and I did awesome flying tricks and killed many orcs and one of the evil dragon riders. This dream ended because it was a schoolday and my bell ringed me up...it was a FANTASTIC DREAM

i have some other dreams too, ill them about them if I can remember them properly.
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Postby Lt. Krus » Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:20 am

Had two dreams last night.
First one.

I 'woke up', went down stairs for breakfast. No food, nobody else. I decided to go back up to my room to sleep some more, but at the base of the steps there fas the fugliest girl at my school. I was like, O SHITTTTTTT cause I told to fuck off like the third time she asked me out. She had a knife. So she started chasing me around the house but couldnt catch me because I'm on track. Anywho, after a couple of times arounf the house I noticed a button on the wall next to the stairs, so I sped up the next lap and pushed it. I then noticed it said, ZAC BOYD DEFENCE SYSTEM. (Zac is my friend and is also very good at being annoying when he really wants to, and always is to Maggie (the fugly girl)) So a red siren appears from the ceiling and Zac walks down the stairs. He started being annoying and Maggie melted like the witch in Wizard of Oz. Wierd dream, but good one none the less.

Second one

I woke up in the hospital. I got out of my bed and started walking around. There was nobody there, and then I see the creeper from When a Stranger Calls, but not at first because all I saw was the back of what looked like a nurse, then he turned around. I died.
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Postby Zahru II » Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:34 pm

I had a dream bizarre enough to mention it here. I was on a bus with my former classmates, all dressed sharply. And everyone had a pacifier.

Heck, since I left school I keep remembering my dreams every single day.
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Postby naussica » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:40 pm

One time I had a dream where the world would end in twenty-four hours. Everyone was living it up for the whole day, and then at exactly twelve-o-clock am, there was no more oxygen, and then everyone died in front of a statue.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:17 pm

So.

I usually don't remember my dreams.

But let's make an exception.

Last week, I spent all my time at a Boy Scouts of America summer camp. The BSA has a "Secret" Society called the Order of the Eagle that boys who follow the code and are popular in their troop are voted into. It involves going out in the woods in dead silence and being part of a ceremony conducted by Indians. The inducted then sleep in the woods.

As a result of this, the dreams I remember are completely strange... I wouldn't call them 'vision quests', per say (not the least of which is that they didn't give us magic mushrooms), but I did have some interesting stuff happen in my head.

So you can officially say I'm a Boy Scout.
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Postby RJ » Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:13 am

Basically, some unknown wrestler guy who was meant to be famous and weird penis were in a wrestling ring. I was weird penis although I wasn't by the time I was.

The ring turns into some sort of game board in which the wrestler used to fire missiles at me. I run and then him and my chemistry teacher team up against me. I hatch a plan and manage to do some unremembered stuff. I kill the teacher with a pen to the stomach. The wrestler is arrested I think.

I wake up in the dream and it turns out my teacher knew what had happened in my dream and wasn't pleased that I would so easily kill her.
Then I pull down her low-cut dress and grab her larger-than-life tits.

Most of my dreams end like this... :oops:
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Postby naussica » Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:36 pm

With a dapper porno?
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Postby Zahru II » Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:09 am

I had a sorta bizarre dream, which involved pulling of extremely long stockings from a girl's legs. Luckily, I can't recall the rest of it.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:22 am

I once had a dream that I posted a post about a dream about a post about a dream about a post about a dream on these forums, and broke someone's mind with it.
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Postby Blitzen » Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:49 pm

Last night I had a dream that I was selling blue dishes for some sort of class thing in a hotel lobby, but other students kept stealing them. When they had all gotten stolen I perused the other peoples' wares and joined a group that was looking at clothing on reallllly tall racks where I was asked to buy a floral-patterned gray sweater. We toured around looking at other clothes and stumbled into a dramatic play thing. It ended with me and some other girls fake-crying as some guy told a story about a track meet. Then a girl that looked like Paige Miles from American Idol dramatically told a girl who was hanging onto a railing to "de-elevate yourself". More fake crying.

It was weird. I'm scared. I should really wake up earlier.
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Postby RJ » Sun Jul 04, 2010 2:54 am

De-elevate yourself? Cue fake crying?

I actually lol'd at this.

I was half expecting you to go all Witchblade... :wink:
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Postby Arkbrik » Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:40 am

I dreamt that I was on Corellia (the world from Star Wars, you know) to stop an old woman's evil scheme. She had mistakenly bought lots of rotten bread dough, and was now selling baking machines to people so they would also buy her dough to make bread out of. What she didn't tell them was that the baking machine couldn't be turned off, so they would have to make bread forever!

She advertised the baking machines in a big storage room. The customers were very impressed by them. I was hiding nearby behind some plastic boxes, and as the old woman left to get something I saw my chance, leapt out and said: "She's trying to fool you to buy rotten bread dough!"

The customers were horrified by this. The old woman heard me, rushed at me and tried to kill me, but soon realised that her plan had failed, and fell to the floor crying.
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Postby RJ » Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:42 am

Arkbrik wrote:, so they would have to make bread forever!


It's worse than any of us could of thought!
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:02 pm

I have a few snipits of my dream last night.
--- is the start of a new one
=== is the end
/// is parts i forget.

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i was playing a war game that was both an fps and a rts. i controlled the brits at dunkirk.
===

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i am at the top of what i think was a radio tower in below 0 degrees temperatures.
with me are a really big guy, a bossy 5 year old girl and i think a woman with green hair. the bossy girl yells at me to climb higher but i can't because i am at the top. she then kicks me into a little elevator thing and pushes the bottom. the elevator rockets down and sways all about, so i am terrified i'll die. suddenly it stops, opens, and reveals i'm at the bottom. so are my 3 cohorts.
we are in a snowy crater, and in it is a massive sleeping spider, an pile of black bags and a burning car.
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we are on the pile of black bas which were actually covering a bunch of kittens. we all fall asleep and a trash truck comes along, it drops bags full of mittens on us.
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i wake up to see freddy[from scobby do] talking to the big guy about... the spider, who seems to be gone.
===
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i am driving on a high way with my family, a tornado is on one side of the road tearing shit up. when i ask if we should turn around and drive away as asap every one starts laughing. i was then pushed out of the car into the tornado.
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Postby naussica » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:43 pm

I once had a dream where my family and I were taking a drive. As we reached a bridge that was up like a ramp, we saw HUGE tornado. Instead of turning around like I wanted them to, they floored it and jumped off the ramp into the tornado.
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