Bad-Ass Destinies

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Bad-Ass Destinies

Postby Lt. Krus » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:43 am

Ever wonder why the fuck you're here? What your supposed to do with your shit life? Well here is the answer!

Have the volume turned up real loud before you click. Or will find you.

http://dagobah.Blitzen, distinguished Owner of the English Language/flash/know_your_destiny.swf

Post what you got, just wondering.

I am the Long John Asspie, the master troll, destined to snuggle your little sis.
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Postby BFenix » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:47 am

rofl

YOU ARE: Mr. HERNANDEZ, THE Silent Killer, DESTINED TO Re-Invent the Government

:)
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:57 am

You are the tiny advocate, the bringer of the basement dweller, destined to murder GOD.

Beat that mo fucker's!
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Postby Zahru II » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:05 am

Okay...

I'm Mother Penis, the ruthless wizard whose task is selling vikings.

I kinda like it. Expect for a sigfig :)
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Postby Lt. Krus » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:07 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:You are the tiny advocate, the bringer of the basement dweller, destined to murder GOD.

Beat that mo fucker's!


Hot Wheels just did.
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Postby BFenix » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:48 am

The Shadowscythe wrote: destined to murder GOD.

Beat that mo fucker's!

:ftw:
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Postby Tzan » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:14 am

You are Boss Jack
the bloodthirsty sniper
destined to snack on moot


It was all going great until the end.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:15 am

I hate my lack of Flash
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Motherfucker!
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Postby OneEye589 » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:19 am

I love the URL.

You are Jesus Jew, the Immortal Behemoth, designed to snack on mankind.

Zombie Jesus.
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Postby Dragonfire666666 » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:34 am

YOU ARE: The Lonely Sniper THE: Fabled Basement Dweller
DESTINED TO: Slay STD's.......


I'm gonna snipe some STD's!
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Postby piltogg » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:00 pm

You are Waffen-ss boy the bloodthirsty viking prince destined to slay and pillage everything.


:godwin: :ftw: :byzero:
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Postby Arkbrik » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:04 pm

You are Chibi X, the ronery overlord destined to help all your mother!
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:04 pm

You are hitlers snacks the original king destined to eat AIDs.
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Postby stubby » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:28 pm

Super Bro, the Brooding Savior, destined to Overthrow All Your Mothers.

Actually that sounds pretty accurate.
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Postby 501stCadians » Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:10 pm

Mecha jesus Destined to sell children. WTC.
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