PORTAL: REPERCUSSIONS OF CAKE
Chell waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There was cake in the enrichment center. She didn't see it, but had expected it now for years. Her warnings to Companion Cube were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Chell was a test subject for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the enrichment center and she said to dad "I want to be in the enrichment center daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY CAKE"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the enrichment center of Aperture Science she knew there was cake.
"This is GLaDOS" the speaker crackered. "You must find the cake!"
So Chell gotted her portal gun and shot the wall.
"SHE GOING TO EAT ME" said the cake
"I will shoot at her" said the missile turret and it fired the rocket missiles. Chell portaled at it and tried to blew it up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must eat the cake" she shouted
GLaDOS said "No, [Subject Name Here]. You are the cake"
And then Chell was a headcrab zombie.
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.