Zupponn wrote:The ZMC motions for a nuking of all anti-metal and anti-alcohol nations.
Trattorian Delegation: We happen to believe that while these distractions grant more raw energy and passion in battle, teaching our soldiers to stay focused and tend to their jobs ultimately leads to more satisfying and larger-scale destruction. After conquests and wars and other serious business are done though we're all for it in one giant rock'in vodka party. We don't disapprove of metal and beer entirely: we are just concerned making it a mini fig right will enable our troops to pull the military's ass for some and hurt its strength and readiness. Also, those things cost money, and will significantly damage the Trattorian economy if we are required to comply with those as rights.
How can we move forward into a new age of murder and bloodshed, when the Trattorians are getting pissy over having to pay their own bar-tab? I'd take a pissed up sniper over 20 trained marksman any day, the drunk guy is most likely to cause the most mayhem. As we all know, in brik-wars the moral victory is most important and that moral victory goes to who makes the most awesome explosions and kills more people in the funniest ways.
"Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth
You pull on your finger, then another finger, then your cigarette
The wall-to-wall is calling, it lingers, then you forget
Ohhh how how how, you're a rock n roll suicide"