So I was going out with your mom and asked her one day would she like to come fishing with me and my dog.
She really hates fishing and said no she didn't want to go but what were the alternatives.
I said well, if she don't want to go that's fine but she'd have to chose between giving me a blow job or taking it up the arse.
She said the last time I took her up the arse it hurt, so she'd settle for blowing me.
I said that was fine so she got to work. When she'd finished she said it tasted like shit.
I said yeah, the damn dog didn't want to go either...