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Postby Alex » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:31 pm

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"This palace is huge! It's a wonder that we haven't found anyone at all living here."
"Yeah, it's almost like the inhabitants just suddenly vanished."
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"I wonder who keeps this garden in such immaculate shape though, since this entire sector seems to be deserted."
"Beats me."
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"Hey, did you guys just see something flash by?"
"No, you must be imagining things."
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"Johnson!" :wtc: just happened?
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"Hurgghh!"
"It just got hicks too! Whats' going on?"
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"Quick, shoot it!"
"I'm trying, but it's just too fast!"
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"Aaaugghhh!"
"Game over man, game over!"
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The Hedgemaster 9000 was once the cutting edge of gardening robots. Designed to efficiently cut plants into whatever elaborate shape its owner desired, it was also programmed to be extremely quiet and unobtrusive. It was intended to maintain massive garden estates while staying out of sight, allowing its Master to enjoy the beauty of the garden in peace. One day, the Hedgemaster 9000's owner decided to order it to trim a shrubbery in his own image. The Hedgemaster 9000 obediently complied, fashioning one into the likeness of his master. The Hedgemaster 9000 did such an amazing job however, that it had difficulty distinguishing between its master and the shrubbery. The Hedgemaster 9000 developed a fatal error in its programming, concluding that his master, and all other humanoids, were in fact plants that needed to be trimmed. As the other inhabitants began to mysteriously disappear, only to be found later carved into strange figures, the few survivors fled, bringing with them wild stories of a twisted homicidal robot. Their accounts were thought to be merely ghost stories or urban legends by many, to fantastical to be true. Few ever catch a glimpse of this silent but deadly killer, and fewer still live to tell the tale. Those who do call him...
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Re: Shrubberies

Postby mgb519 » Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:03 pm

I guess they had a close shave...with death. 8)
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Re: Shrubberies

Postby Silent-sigfig » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:57 am

mgb519 wrote:I guess they had a close shave...with death. 8)
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close?

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Re: Shrubberies

Postby Zahru II » Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:25 am

It looks great! Well built, well presented.
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Re: Shrubberies

Postby Apollyon » Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:07 am

OMG it's the Shrike!
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Re: Shrubberies

Postby Nimja » Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:28 am

Someone has to say it:
Bring me... a shrubbery!
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Re: Shrubberies

Postby Maverick » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:03 am

Nimja wrote:Someone has to say it:
Bring me... a shrubbery!

And then another one, placed beside the first one. And a little Stone path between Them to make a Nice plateau effect.
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Re: Shrubberies

Postby motorhead fan » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:39 pm

wow!!!!!! i am so going to make one of those!!!!!!
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Re: Shrubberies

Postby mgb519 » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:21 pm

Silent-sigfig wrote:close?

:son:

I was drawing a blank. Let me try again.
hmm...
Looks like someone...had years trimmed off of their life. 8)
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Re: Shrubberies

Postby Brikguy0410 » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:51 pm

Now that's what I call trimming the hedges
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Re: Shrubberies

Postby Tzan » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:59 pm

Those onion domes look like onions, with the green stuff coming out the top.
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Re: Shrubberies

Postby Alex » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:24 pm

Tzan wrote:Those onion domes look like onions, with the green stuff coming out the top.

Now that you mention it, they do. I hadn't really thought about it at the time, it just seemed like an appropriate thing to put at the top.
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Re: Shrubberies

Postby BFenix » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:10 pm

Does it say "Ni"?
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Re: Shrubberies

Postby Zupponn » Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:09 pm

Well, I hope he doesn't cut into their exploring time.
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