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BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Zupponn » Sat Jan 09, 2016 8:38 pm

This thread is going to be for the winners of the BrikCaptions thread, which you can view here.  I also linked each caption to the original picture for people who want to read all the entries.  Just click on the winner's name to be taken to the original posting of the picture.  Enjoy!

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Jerzy shows the Polonian classic "2 briks 1 tub" to the team for the first time. Their expressions speak for themselves.


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Girl: Please don't tell me you're going to try to jump that canyon.
Guy: Okay.


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Inspired by the current trends on social media, the beam saber wielding Hero performed a heroic feat of twerking his plastic buttocks. The feat of distraction was successful, and the enemy engineers were either mesmerized or terrified. Probably both.


Silverdream wrote:Image
Peasant teenagers had moved from cowtipping to something even more dangerous, Knight tipping.


Zahru II wrote:Image
Ung'k the barbarian stands mortified in the heat of the battle, having realized he doesn't have a unit plate of his own. This triggers his crippling inferiority complex that he's been keeping buried via his macho persona for years.


Zupponn wrote:Image
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Steve is now doubly glad he wore his brown pants today.
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Zupponn » Fri Jan 15, 2016 2:28 pm

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Chromeface learned that whoever came up with the story of the lady of the lake took a lot of artistic liberties.
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Zupponn » Sun Jan 17, 2016 3:24 pm

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NorthKorean Neptune: "Surface worlder! as you can see I hold our latest technology, a Type 3 Dong, so four is a crowd, move along."
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Zupponn » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:37 pm

Kommander Ken wrote:Image
It had become apparent to current employees that Lego had drastically lowered their standards for applicants wishing to intern at the company.
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby RedRover » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:49 pm

Did I win that one?

Edit: you put my caption on the last photo instead of Ken's

Ken's: It had become apparent to current employees that Lego had drastically lowered their standards for applicants wishing to intern at the company.
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Tzan » Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:04 am

Everyone missed the Dethklock references too.
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Zupponn » Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:51 am

RedRover wrote:Did I win that one?

Edit: you put my caption on the last photo instead of Ken's

Ken's: It had become apparent to current employees that Lego had drastically lowered their standards for applicants wishing to intern at the company.

Whoops, my bad.  Fixed.
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Zupponn » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:01 pm

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Knight:  "I guess that's one way to tame a Clear Transparent snake."
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Zupponn » Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:20 pm

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Alright girls, get him into the chest to ship off to the factory. We gotta get a mold of those abs for the cheese-graders.
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Zupponn » Fri Mar 04, 2016 1:28 pm

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In the grimdark future of WALMART, pantsless vapers roam wild.
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Postby Zupponn » Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:09 am

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Beeman always claimed that he'd rather chainsaw his own face than watch fishing.
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Zupponn » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:30 pm

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One millisecond before the engineers walk away off the map, while massive explosions go off behind them.
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Vami IV » Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:26 pm

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Jason thought to himself, "Shit, I'm stuck in one of these contemporary art exhibits again."

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"All this tempting but cursed Aztec gold, and it's covered in Ċat hair! What could it mean?"
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Zupponn » Thu Aug 04, 2016 5:55 pm

Vami IV wrote:
RedRover wrote:Image
Jason thought to himself, "Shit, I'm stuck in one of these contemporary art exhibits again."

Scratch wrote:Image
"All this tempting but cursed Aztec gold, and it's covered in Ċat hair! What could it mean?"

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This Could Be Us But You Still Playin


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Małgorzata Sadow's sister led less than stellar careers


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Warhead's war band has really let it self go...


mgb519 wrote:Image
And remember, kids: PMS and swords do not mix.
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Re: BrikCaptions Top Thread

Postby Zupponn » Mon Aug 15, 2016 12:59 am

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Nope, John Conner isn't hiding inside of this guy either...


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Back in the old neighborhood, we called this making a banana split the hard way...
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