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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:41 pm
by OneEye589
Well, you automatically lose then, james+burgandy. If you think Brikwars is about winning and not fun, you lose at life.

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:10 am
by Natalya
D:

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:23 am
by Almighty Benny
For those of you who missed it, and well, tl;dr...
64mas wrote:omgwtfbbq!
2 feet?
that thing must be MASSIVE!
Rayhawk wrote:aaaaaaaaaaand.... that's what she said.
:lol:

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 9:16 am
by james+burgundy
Benny back cool

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 11:52 am
by Massam
Burgandy fails, and Benny wins....I think....who is Benny?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 11:59 am
by birdman
Almighty Benny wrote:1. Who are you?
To wave your finger, you musta been out your head. I am Legend, I once killed a man with a toothbrush, I am almost completely recyclable, I run on chicken parmesan and trinitrotoluene, I'm dynamite, sometimes I make a slight buzzing noise (but this is quite normal), I am wanted in 46/50 states and unwanted in the rest, I am your worst nightmare, I am detective John Kimbel, I run 70hz AC through my body at all times, I exist in the 10th dimension and therefore my qualia is universally applicable, I am Iron Man, I am divisible by zero, I am double spaced, I am nonlinear, I am Jack's medulla oblongata, I defeated Muammar Qadafi in a life-size game of chutes and ladders, I hail from a 500 year old city known as Ouagadougou, I have been where the wild things are and left no survivors, I am the walrus.

2. Do you live with your mom?
I exist in a superposition of states. As soon as I am observed to be living with the FBI, my cult dies.

3. Where do you come from?
I was raised by rare and wild, surfing penguins.

4. What is your quest?
To bash the peons.

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:02 pm
by Almighty Benny
yeah, that about sums it up.

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:09 pm
by Massam
I am your humble servant, who must die, my lord?

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 7:07 pm
by 64mas
oo oo oo, me me, i wanna die PLEASE :D :wink:

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 7:10 pm
by tahthing
Massam wrote:who is Benny?
WHAT!!!
Almighty Benny wrote:1. Who are you?
To wave your finger, you musta been out your head. I am Legend, I once killed a man with a toothbrush, I am almost completely recyclable, I run on chicken parmesan and trinitrotoluene, I'm dynamite, sometimes I make a slight buzzing noise (but this is quite normal), I am wanted in 46/50 states and unwanted in the rest, I am your worst nightmare, I am detective John Kimbel, I run 70hz AC through my body at all times, I exist in the 10th dimension and therefore my qualia is universally applicable, I am Iron Man, I am divisible by zero, I am double spaced, I am nonlinear, I am Jack's medulla oblongata, I defeated Muammar Qadafi in a life-size game of chutes and ladders, I hail from a 500 year old city known as Ouagadougou, I have been where the wild things are and left no survivors, I am the walrus.

2. Do you live with your mom?
I exist in a superposition of states. As soon as I am observed to be living with the FBI, my cult dies.

3. Where do you come from?
I was raised by rare and wild, surfing penguins.

4. What is your quest?
To bash the peons.

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 7:20 pm
by birdman
you're a bit late.

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 9:33 pm
by Cpl. Halan
never...say...I am walrus, I'm serious, there's this weird kid at my school who says that all the time, it gets on my nnerves

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 9:59 pm
by 64mas
you're a walrus
jk :D
(please don't kill me)

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 11:26 pm
by Nitewatchman
Cpl. Halan wrote:never...say...I am walrus, I'm serious, there's this weird kid at my school who says that all the time, it gets on my nnerves
You should be a football lineman, then

CRUSH HIM!

Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 1:33 am
by Almighty Benny
Cpl. Halan wrote:never...say...I am walrus, I'm serious, there's this weird kid at my school who says that all the time, it gets on my nnerves
Considering I wrote that in December of 2007, I'd say the chances are good that he has just been copying me all along