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Postby Almighty Benny » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:21 am

on a planet with a viable atmosphere, there exists enough oxygen to sufficiently take us both out if you were to kick me in my spiffy new Cordtex pants
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Postby benkim123 » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:29 am

In space, your eyes and lungs would pop before you could get near the viable atmosphere if you're not an astronut because being an astronut would change everything. You would just throw up inside your helmet and you would drown inside the vomit.
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Postby ltobvious » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:43 am

Anywhere, atmosphere or not, a kick in the 'nads will make you walk funny for days.
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Postby benkim123 » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:51 am

Correction: It makes you walk like you shit in your pants.
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Postby ltobvious » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:55 am

That, or just fall over and reel in pain.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:14 pm

benkim123 wrote:In space, no one can hear Benny scream when Warhead is done with him.


Ok, you must never, ever again post anything like this with my name in it. There will be no "doing" things that make people scream that would infer me being "done" in any way. O-kay! :?

The nads are easy to protect, you just twist your hip and take the hit there most of the time you'll be lucky. I've been hit in the nuts a few times but it hasn't stopped me yet. It's just pain, pain's easy.

I take it my Lego efforts are artless?
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Postby Warhead » Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:19 pm

...OOoo... kinda' awkward silence....
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Postby Warhead » Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:42 am

We need some slaves but where to find them?..

Oh, I know. Bring me a Rebel Prisoner...

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Postby Warhead » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:47 pm

More shite Lego, this time the Pioneer (I don't like that name) APC...

Twin Miniguns (both capable of independent elevation and mainly used for anti missile and Aircraft defence), an undercarriage centre line flame thrower and two fixed forward firing Autocannon. The Pioneer can carry up to eight men. Two crew, and up to six battle equipped troops. The armour is thick enough to withstand most man portable weapons but is not equipped for heavy engagements. It has a fast turn of speed and amphibious for river crossings and sea landings. As with most units in the Imperium it's main weapon turret can be changed for other theatres.

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Well, that's nearly all of my black Lego used after the base, the Magog, the Deathcar and the Fighter Bomber. So I hope this is Blacktron enough?
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Postby Warhead » Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:30 pm

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Update: The R+D base is still under construction. The latest development, the Anomaly Generator. It can create the power of a star and contain it within a warp bubble. Well, what's the point of R+D without some toys lying around. This one will be powered by an exercise bike... the R+D boys are quite brilliant don't you know.
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Postby Warhead » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:56 am

+++UPDATE+++

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The R+D Lab is almost complete with a skywalk above it. Just some equipment and greeblings to go.

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Elevator shaft from the Landing Platform to the skywalk and the base's Pilot Ready Room and eventually to the main floor of the base.

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An extreme elevator shaft plunging the depths to the catacombs below. What secrets do these caverns hold? Only time will tell.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:35 am

Sire! We have received some recovered data from the Immortal Archives XJ 417 (Subject Fleebnork). It's from the battle when they lost containment of the Experiment. The picture quality is as clear as can be managed in such circumstances (and so there is some dramatic effect and anticipation for the forum battle still to come).

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Postby birdman » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:37 am

ltobvious wrote:That, or just fall over and reel in pain.
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C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Anyhoo, has anybody read the old bloom county comic strip? Cuz this cult could be the spitting image of Bill the cult.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:43 am

Hey! At least I post stuff for people to look at, what the fuck, you shit all over my efforts and it's war!  :evil:  :twisted:
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Postby OneEye589 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:58 am

I think it's because you kept people from saying anything about you "doing" things. Now no one wants to post in your thread.

You killed our free speech.
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