Yeah; you know that guy.... he struts around the pool or beach with that molester mustache and look on his face that says it all "damn I think I'm sexy; don't you agree?"
People stare in horror but he thinks they are jealous. Women snicker and whisper to their friend and he thinks they want him. Oh Hans; if only we all were as courageously delusional this world would be so different!
I've observed it's always the Germans that ware the spedoo's. There is at least one Hans Von'Speedo to be found at every pool side on Holiday abroad.
On a related note I took Mini-Warhead aside last holiday and pointed out how the Germans wear the tightest trunks or the smallest shorts and like to strut their stuff thinking it's the coolest thing. The hotel we were staying at was mostly filled with German Holiday makers at the time. He later shouted over to me while I was sunbathing, waved and then proceeded to march about the pool with his long shorts rolled up as high as they would go while shouting "Eins zwei! Eins zwei! Eins zwei!" It was all I could do to stop laughing... I mean, stop him goose stepping and give him a moc-serious lecture about diverse cultural respect. He got double dessert at dinner though.