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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 1:46 pm
by Bonn-o-Tron
Katanas have nothing on tables.
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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:39 pm
by Tzan
First thing on monday I'm going to the police station to get a table permit.

PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 3:26 pm
by Bonn-o-Tron
See, that's the beauty of the table. You don't need a permit!

PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 3:55 pm
by IVhorseman
... dammit anon.

although, as far as "improvised weapons", i've grown really, really, REALLY fond of trench shovels. not only is it a bladed metal thing on the end of an excellently weighted stick (able for use as slashing OR bashing), but also hey! free shovel! you can dig stuff!

EDIT: crowbars come in a close second, but they're heavier and harder to swing accurately. still, gordon makes a point.

PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 4:14 pm
by Tzan
I'm off now to go break open some boxes with my crowbar.

PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:34 pm
by Carrnevil9
So you've gone from Samurai vs Knights to Tables vs Crowbars.  The problem with all this discussion is that it isn't one that can really be won.  And when presented with an unwinable situation, the best course of action is to tangent heroically.  Besides, I'd go so far to say that it's more important who the person wearing the armor or using the blade is.  For example, Sir Issac Newton, while knighted, would have likely proved largely ineffective in combat.  Unless he was fighting with the power of math.

PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 1:08 pm
by Rody
yes... but math really is rather powerfull
nukes would never have existed without math..

PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:40 pm
by Tiny Tank Rannon
If we want to talk about powerful weapons, then let's talk ladders.

First you can use it like a blunt spear, a steel chair and spin around with it if you're a hardcore superstar.

Also you can jump off it and elbow drop someone or whatever else pro-wrestlers do with them.

PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:53 pm
by Captain Nomouth
Both knights AND samurai are insignificant compared to the power of the force. (a.k.a. My Little penises)

PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:55 pm
by Tiny Tank Rannon
Captain Nomouth wrote:Both knights AND samurai are insignificant compared to the power of the force. (a.k.a. My Little penises)


Ten bucks says I beat My Little penises before he even get's within 10ft of me, because my ladder is 15ft so I can ladder pwn him with about 3ft to spare.

PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 11:32 pm
by Almighty Benny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0JYNznbL0Q

But Jackie Chan could kick your ass with a table OR a ladder

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:11 am
by Rody
hmm, maybe... that was pretty cool

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:57 am
by CreatioNZ
Samurai as they look way cooler and knights armour is clumsy.

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:53 am
by Tiny Tank Rannon
CreatioNZ wrote:Samurai as they look way cooler and knights armour is clumsy.


OK, now I'm going to walk into your house while wearing knight armour and attack you with my RAL (Random Assault Ladder) fear that clumsy man!

Almighty Benny wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0JYNznbL0Q

But Jackie Chan could kick your ass with a table OR a ladder


Yeah, but I have the action hero Cliche "Dance master" and can just magically force him to dance to dead. Yeah JC, how are you going to beat my when you're stuck doing the Soulja boy!

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:02 am
by james+burgundy
Hey Rayhawk i just go 26 suit of samurai armor what do you think HA