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One brick to rule them all...

Post by Captain Nomouth » Sat May 31, 2008 11:09 pm

If you were attacked by space pirates and they stole all of your LEGO, but let you keep one brick, which one would you keep?

I would probably keep my green robin hood hat, just because it looks great.
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Post by Rody » Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:54 am

I'd never let them get away with it in the first place...

I WON'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!

I'll hit them violently with my "hat".
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the lego katana, because it's coool
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Post by *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:17 am

Hmmmm I would keep on eof my standerd 2x2 red lego block because woth a little imagination he could go on a Quest trough my home and travel allot and fight monsters or just be a wall or just be a table he could be everything with a little imagination.
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Post by pesgores » Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:12 am

One Stormtrooper helmet.
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Post by LegoDood » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:18 am

i would've chosen a droid head
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Post by Dr. X » Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:08 pm

I would never let them get my bricks. I would use all my throwing knives, then I would pommel them with my foil, then shoot them in the eye with my 300fps airsoft pistol, and when I ran out, I would fight with my fists and legs, and when they broke I would bite them with all my strength. Those pirates will never get me bricks. NEVER!!!! AAAAAUUUGGH!!!

But if they somehow overpowered me I would keep my most precious minifig, the Boss, and fool them into thinking it was one brick. Stupid pirates.
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Post by IVhorseman » Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:16 pm

I have a shiny silver 2x4 brick. so that.

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Post by Almighty Benny » Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:17 pm

I would save one of the old school Pirate cannons that actually fire...

and I would use it to get my Lego collection back...
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Post by CreatioNZ » Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:24 pm

what sort of pathetic space pirates would venture out just to steal some kids (Or adults) plastic toy collection while giving their victim some ray of hope (sounds like a soft spot) by letting them have one piece.

but if they did I would keep my yellow super train conductor man as he is quite rare (in NZ anyways).

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Post by Bonn-o-Tron » Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:07 pm

I'd keep the sharpest goddamn piece I have and then take the fight to those thieving bastards.
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Post by Stormzen » Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:57 pm

I'd keep my shiny 2x4 gold brick that I stole *cough* I mean borrowed from this kid I know.
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Post by Tiny Tank Rannon » Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:15 pm

I'd have my army of real life trolls (not forum trolls) attack the pirates, while I'm going around, while on fire (after dowsing myself in oil and setting myself aflame for a 1000000000000000000+ awesome bonus) and slaughtering every pirate I see.

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Post by IVhorseman » Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:38 pm

Stormzen wrote:I'd keep my shiny 2x4 gold brick that I stole *cough* I mean borrowed from this kid I know.
g-g-g-gold?

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Post by piltogg » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:11 pm

probaly my box made out of legos that are glued together to make a box that holds the rest of my favorite bricks and army's

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Post by Stormzen » Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:45 pm

IVhorseman wrote:
Stormzen wrote:I'd keep my shiny 2x4 gold brick that I stole *cough* I mean borrowed from this kid I know.
g-g-g-gold?
Yes, my intravenous equestrian handler, gold. Here is a picture:Image Shiny, ain't it?
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