I went to Ukranian Soccer Camp, its gotta be at least the 3rd least dapper camp there is.
Wait outside your house for an old russian man to drive over to you in his bad van
Get in the van
Punch each other in the arm in the van for ~2hrs, alt. play Gameboy Advance games while having the people sitting to your sides, behind, and in front of you staring at your screen
Breakfast in the mess hall
Soccer (the kind of soccer where slide tackles are the *only* acceptable move
Swimming in the ocean, punching fish, attempting to drown friends
Lunch outdoors around the BBQ
Climb back into the van
Have your Gameboy stolen in the bad van, punch the kid who stole it and take it back
Buy a Gatorade from the driver of the bad van for 50 cents
Exit the van, enjoy your sweet, blue-flavored victory in the August afternoon sun.