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This is why I suck at English class.

Postby Blitzen » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:02 pm

In English class today, I was supposed to be writing an essay, as I was supposed to have started yesterday. But of course, it is not so. Here are the <i>real</i> fruits of my labour.

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As you can see, I had written a couple of poems at the bottom. The first, on the right, was in spired by a line in the rulebook that says, " A horse is a Horse, of course, perforce; but so is a gryphon, a motorcycle, a magic carpet, or a small-sized dragon."

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<i>A horse is a horse, of course, perforce.
It steps over corpses with little remorse.
Forces of horses can beat up the Norse,
but little by little, death takes its course.</i>

The second, which is twice as long, was titled by the reaction of my friend when she read it, and has been slightly edited from the original.

<b>"The boars got owned."</b>
<i>Bears and boars could share the shore,
but once in a while, the boars took more.
The bears abhorred, from the root of the core
to the innocent claws of the cute little boars,
and then came the gore when the bears ripped and tore
at the meat of the boars who had takes their shores.
Then came at least, the bears' victory roar,
but the shore they adored was covered in boar.</i>
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Postby Shaeph » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:08 pm

wow, the doodles are much more important than notes,
the drawings are amzaing!
love the poems too

My favorite is the UNREASONABLE!
in the backround

What grade are you in anyway?
Spend each day as if it were your last.
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Postby OneEye589 » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:13 pm

I = like the ghost. He is nice.

Just show this to your English teacher. I'm sure you will get an A.
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Postby Blitzen » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:21 pm

Shaeph wrote:What grade are you in anyway?

I'm in grade 10, in academic English.
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Postby IVhorseman » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:36 pm

your test is lies. Lord of the Flies appears to have a happy ending, but it's a really, really negative book. There's a reason he's crying when he looks at the ship (and it's not tears of joy, dear).
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Postby RoC77 » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:39 pm

That is a pretty cool ghost. You know, I always wondered how the boys would've acted if the were girls on that island.
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Postby Blitzen » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:41 pm

IVhorseman wrote:your test is lies. Lord of the Flies appears to have a happy ending, but it's a really, really negative book. There's a reason he's crying when he looks at the ship (and it's not tears of joy, dear).

Those are essay topics. It's not a test.
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Re: This is why I suck at English class.

Postby ahp77 » Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:23 pm

Blitzen wrote:The second, which is twice as long, was titled by the reaction of my friend when she read it, and has been slightly edited from the original.


The Young'n' is confused. I thought you said awhile ago that you didn't have friends and didn't care.
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:41 pm

Question c) wrote:"...civilisation..."


Your English teacher fails. Yesterday, on my History note, I drew a ruthless sociopath pouring a vat of acid on people.
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Re: This is why I suck at English class.

Postby Blitzen » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:21 pm

ahp77 wrote:
Blitzen wrote:The second, which is twice as long, was titled by the reaction of my friend when she read it, and has been slightly edited from the original.


The Young'n' is confused. I thought you said awhile ago that you didn't have friends and didn't care.

I was lying that time.
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Postby Captain Nomouth » Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:37 am

It is "Inspired", not "in spired". You fail to bring the grammar blitzkrieg.

Otherwise, Those are great poems.
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Postby IVhorseman » Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:59 am

Bonn-o-Tron wrote:Yesterday, on my History note, I drew a ruthless sociopath pouring a vat of acid on people.


I usually just write out METALLICA and IRON MAIDEN in huge letters across my notes (when i hand-write them). However I have a laptop, so I usually just browse the tubes while in class.
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Postby pesgores » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:07 am

What the lol?
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Postby Tarren » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:48 am

Heh heh, nice IV.
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:19 am

IVhorseman wrote:
Bonn-o-Tron wrote:Yesterday, on my History note, I drew a ruthless sociopath pouring a vat of acid on people.


I usually just write out METALLICA and IRON MAIDEN in huge letters across my notes (when i hand-write them). However I have a laptop, so I usually just browse the tubes while in class.


My notes always contain the most pointless drawings. I think that same note had a picture of a man who had a Rubix Cube built around his torso, and he was trapped in it perpetually.
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