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by **Bonn-o-Tron** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:56 pm

You have more than enough patriotism for all of us, methinks.

by **Massam** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:03 pm

I'm a judge. FEAR ME!

by **Blitzen** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:10 pm

501stCadians wrote:Sigh..Oh American Google....
Also, According to National Geographic, We have a fourth of the world's undiscovered oil. Woo! We'll Be rich!

'Tis not so. Most of our oil is mixed with the sand, and is thus expensive to extract. With the price of oil going down as of late, I'm afraid that business is not as profitable as it could be if not for those dastardly sub-prime mortgages.

by **Tzan** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:02 am

To Americans, that video was funny. Almost as funny as the episode where we find out that Canadians live in constant fear of the dark.

I'm a Hobo. I once made a silly comment involving Hobos, it seems I am now doomed to be become one.

When I was at Turbine a guy who takes the train to work was late. Trains being the primary ecosystem of hobos, I constructed a witty comment involving hobos.

Tzan: "I'll bet he was attacked by undead nightelf hobos!"
Others: "What??" *thinking I was loonier than they had previously expected*
Tzan: "Undead nightelf hobos. They stalk the trains looking for victims to bite!"
Others: *Haha*

by **Ross_Varn** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:08 pm

Apparently Deviantart has a problem. They don't have enough money, so they insist on rerouteing me to a full-page ad about three seconds after i start the quiz. Bleh.

by **pesgores** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:48 pm

Blitzen wrote:
501stCadians wrote:Sigh..Oh American Google....
Also, According to National Geographic, We have a fourth of the world's undiscovered oil. Woo! We'll Be rich!

'Tis not so. Most of our oil is mixed with the sand, and is thus expensive to extract. With the price of oil going down as of late, I'm afraid that business is not as profitable as it could be if not for those dastardly sub-prime mortgages.

Portugal does not have any oil inside it. That's bad, because we need to buy it all from other countries.

by **Blitzen** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:43 pm

Tzan wrote:To Americans, that video was funny. Almost as funny as the episode where we find out that Canadians live in constant fear of the dark.

Hey! Nobody <i>likes</i> the dark.

In further note, those episodes are probably funnier for me than they are for you, thanks to the awesome Cobie Smulders who is a real Canadian. Canadian accents are hilarious*, Canadian stereotypes are hilarious, and Let's Go to the Mall is really, really awesome.

*There are actually people who talk like that, and I laugh whenever they're on the news.

by **501stCadians** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:06 pm

Excuse me Blitzen...BUt you are incorrect. About 3/4 of that 1/4 oil is in the ARTIC CIRCLE,under the ocean. So,we freeze our asses off little more than usual.

by **Tzan** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:40 pm

Blitzen wrote: thanks to the awesome Cobie Smulders who is a real Canadian.

Ah, I was wondering about that. She seemed to know a little too much about canadians and has that odd name. Yes, she is awesome.

by **Blitzen** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:14 pm

501stCadians wrote:Excuse me Blitzen...BUt you are incorrect. About 3/4 of that 1/4 oil is in the ARTIC CIRCLE,under the ocean. So,we freeze our asses off little more than usual.

Still, expensive to extract.

by **tahthing** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:57 pm

im not scared of the dark... just what lives in the dark, like the slilckkic which no one can discrabe because it lives in the dark or the makalicky which would eat your head if you dared turn the light on.

by **501stCadians** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:31 pm

Just watched the news. Yay! We got our Canadian Terrorist from the USA so we can deport him to wherever he came from!

by **Bonn-o-Tron** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:20 pm

I'm afraid of the dark D:

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