Bask, maggots!

[james+burgundy]

At lest my guy can fly yours can roll. he he snicker

[Blitzen]

No, I think you're a bit too fat for that. Jenny Craig, man. Jenny Craig.

[james+burgundy]

WHAT your guys is the fattest one there and i have my James and a scout you have your fat rolly guy. HA HA HA HA HA HA done in by your self HA HA snicker snicker

[Blitzen]

Yeah, but I'm just full of radiance. Which is lighter than air. That means I can do a Kirby-esque floaty thing and then turn into a heavy lourde to crush Pikachu & friends. Wait...

Yeah. The things I like about this are:

6. Iv's face. I saved it in a separate layer because I like his eyebrows.
7. Olothontor's hair. Very curly. It was actually the first thing I did.
8. My mouth. I mean, <I>come on.</i>
9. The fact that only half the people present have eyebrows.
10. My radiant glow. How could you not love a radian glow?
11. Our Smartie-esque colour scheme. Except nobody got to be brown or yellow. And there are three green people. And Olothontor isn't really a smartie colour.

In conclusion: I'm awesome.

[piltogg]

hey um blitzen


why did you draw us all naked?

just asking...

[Blitzen]

You're not naked. Most of you are wearing hats.

Haha, I'm just kidding. You guys are wearing skin-tight coloured spandex suits, and wearing hats. I also took away your fingers and fed you bacon. A LOT of bacon.

[IVhorseman]

You guys are wearing skin-tight coloured spandex suits

sounds fairly typical of me, although so does public nudity...

also, my sexy eyebrows are almost as cool as my toupee.

[doodstormer]

hay make me in the non-dimmy group

LOL

LOL indeed Blitzen is afraid to let some one like me in the dimmy controlled place. But what i want to know is Y Blitzen  got to be the MOD of non-dimmy and i did not get to be the MOD of dimmy only since i sand for any thing non-Blitzen Y is it Rayhawk lets my enemy have power and me not ?

Long version: Rayhawk and Blitzen actually ar responsible enough to be mods, while you can barely spell your own name. You continue to annoy people and refuse to accept logic. If you were a mod, I'm afraid your poor mom who you live with will cease to exist.
Short version: Because you're a dumbass

[Rayhawk]

Long version: Rayhawk and Blitzen actually are responsible enough to be mods, while you can barely spell your own name. You continue to annoy people and refuse to accept logic. If you were a mod, I'm afraid your poor mom who you live with will cease to exist.
Short version: Because you're a dumbass

That's not technically true: actually only Blitzen is responsible enough to be a mod.

How do you choose one dimmy to be in charge of other dimmies?  Do dimmies have leaders or rules to follow?  Can one dimmy be somehow better than other dimmies, or have authority over them?  These questions have no answers.  The only appropriate way to choose a dimmy mod would be to roll a die and pick a forum member at complete random.  Therefore, instead of doing that, I'll just appoint alfredjr.  Congratulations alfredjr.

[james+burgundy]

I can spell that true but i am responsible. corse since i can't spell you don't think i responsible

[Bonn-o-Tron]

The only appropriate way to choose a dimmy mod would be to roll a die and pick a forum member at complete random. Therefore, instead of doing that, I'll just appoint alfredjr. Congratulations alfredjr.

This is why Rayhawk makes a great admin.

[Rayhawk]

I can spell that true but i am responsible. corse since i can't spell you don't think i responsible

Never fear!  Rather than a mark against you, your poor spelling actually makes you a more valuable member of the forum.  Imagine for a moment that I went back through all your posts and corrected all the spelling (and grammar, and punctuation, and font color, etc.) so that the value of those posts were based on nothing at all except on the value of what you were actually trying to say.

What a nightmare that would be!  Fortunately, the spelling and color and everything else serves as a distraction that helps to disguise the contents of what's actually written, making the posts easier to ignore.  Therefore the bad spelling makes you seem much more responsible, rather than less, and that's why I mostly just delete your posts rather than think about correcting anything.

[Sir Lancelot]

Always a true leader Rayhawk! Bravo, bravo!

[james+burgundy]

What Rayhawkis saying is i am better for my Brikwarish spelling not worse

[Blitzen]

Actually, he is saying that without your crappy spelling you would be nothing. I thing I shall write an equation:

<b>Dimmy - Dimmy = 0</b>

Because when you take the stupid spelling out of a dimmy, there is nothing left.